Fine. Leave the fedora. I'll fuck that fucker until it thinks it's a pork-pie hat.
And if you don't like it, just take off your pants and stfu.
If Freeones.com were a country, it would be larger than Oman
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Fine. Leave the fedora. I'll fuck that fucker until it thinks it's a pork-pie hat.
And if you don't like it, just take off your pants and stfu.
Fine! I'll walk the streets with no pants. People need to be a witness to the majesty of my testicles.
The cum stains on my hat will give it some much needed character.
Now, back to the business of killing worthless brown people.
It's always business with you, isn't it? What about my fedora needs? What about my majestic testicles? I have a mighty nice swing, myself, you know.
I think I have changed my mind. You should be the minister of anal play. If you want strength in the campaign, tell people you favour the fist, but are a great supporter of the cucumber farmer.
^.......the fuck are you 2 talking about now??
Alex sssh. I've missed their ramblings.
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Yeman
damn my sense of humor is terrible
Jah-man....
The fedora is fine. Just leave it alone and stop pressuring it and it'll open up to you. You doing your Nosferatu impression over its shoulder really isn't helping any.
Your testicles are fine, you're in a safe place, it's fine. No one here thinks you're a failure. No one looks upon you derisively. You're amongst friends and we love you. Now, take a deep breath and think about where you are in the world. This is all just your own conscious mind fighting against itself. Yes the illusion is correct, but it's also real.
"Ceci n'est pas une pipe." Remember that and things will start to focus.
Anal play, foreign affairs . . . meh, it's all the same thing. I'm content.
Petra
Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Why do we need to invade Jamaica for that? Amsterdam is a hell of a lot closer....
But the weather in Amsterdam sucks monkey balls :2 cents:
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Ex pulchritudine gladius - From beauty comes the sword ...... I like it.
You try:
http://www.inrebus.com/latinmottogenerator.php
Supafly
Retired Mod
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
He should have his own show .....!
I'm going to start a campaign for Roald as Fascist Dictator. He does, after all, remind us all of General Gaddafi, right? In a whimsical way? You know, the positive side of Fascist Dictator?
And like Gaddafi he will have an army of female bodyguards, made up entirely of the Freeones OCSMs. L3ggy can remain unemployed as he's so good at it, the name L3ggy will become synonymous with failure. Parents will warn their kids, 'if you drop out of school you'll end up like L3ggy, if you don't get good grades you'll end up like L3ggy' and so forth. Prof Voluptuary will be chief scientist, a mad scientist at that, we'll have the most advanced space program there is but no running hot water. As mentioned earlier, appointing BaconSalt as sanitation commissioner will prove a disaster, even when he ran for the the position his suit was covered in feces but that still didn't stop the voters giving him the nod. For a laugh we appoint fallhell as foreign secretary, within 48hrs 84 countries have broken off diplomatic relations with us and 4 nations have declared war on us, including a joint campaign by Israel and Iran. Philbert will be head of both the bank and film industry for some reason. Osama Bin Laden will label us 'barbaric' in one of his video messages.
