If Freeones.com were a country, it would be larger than Oman
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PirateKing
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That's what I like to hear. Don't worry about those land borders though, we can just create a giant man-made encircling lake. If the neighboring countries don't like it then they can just try and raise a fuss, but i they do then this guy will put them in place.Mr Trebus would be a nightmare figure you would tell kids about, ie beware of Mr Trebus, if you don't eat your vegetables or Mr Trebus will get you, don't let women go out alone at night because of the Mr Trebus etc. PK head of the navy of course, although rather embarassing as we have only land bordersManifest Destiny as head of the racial equality bureau?
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
A moat then .... a mighty Jizz Moat, with its proud flotilla of Land Pirates, guarding it against the cruel non-porn loving kingdoms beyond.
This is the greatest plan ever. Especially the leader of the Catholic Church. Here are a couple of things you forgot:
BlueBalls will be in charge of foreign policy (who wants him domestically?)
Willem will be in charge of immigration (New citizen added to FreeOnes:...)
Trident will be in charge of the right wing.
STDiva will run the hockey league.
bodie54 will run the college football.
SkyRaider will run the prisons.
What have I missed?
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
What about fallhell? I thought he was king of freeones.
Vodka should be head of finance as he's constantly bitching about the 'numbers' and government spending. Shimmy can be some sort of Gangsta Rapper like Jay-Z, corrupting our youth by promoting youth drinking and drugs use. Whimsy can be head of the biological weapons department, if anyone can distract the international observers from the UN it's him.
Freeones will unfortunately suffer from lots of institutional racism. Being Black Skyraider will find himself locked up for a crime he didn't commit, several hundred in fact, many of them miles apart despite occuring around the same time. No, Jagger as Foreign Secretary, BlueBalls would create too many enemies in that postion, minister for culture maybe.
Head of education
PirateKing
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I'll work on filling it. :hatsoff:
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Trident for Minister of Things that go Bang & Boom
BaconSalt will be Minister of Health
Revamp should be in charge of immigration
Play With Alisa - The Chief Whip
BaconSalt will be Minister of Health
Revamp should be in charge of immigration
Play With Alisa - The Chief Whip
Alexp: minister of dancing.
The first thing he does is close down all the water purification plants so we all end up drinking shit, all toilets will be fitted with mandatory cameras which he will be able to view directly from his office, down in the sewers.
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
DOA gets to be head of Internal Security following his ascent to Mod-dem
WTC7 Minister of Architecture and Shadow Governments
Spexy - CEO Bacon Marketing Board
WTC7 Minister of Architecture and Shadow Governments
Spexy - CEO Bacon Marketing Board
TOC gets minister of livestock, right?
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
I shall not be standing for office.
Coward. Bring the change we need.
I like this. I get to advocate for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of worthless brown people. Which is nice.
Just to let you know, the pre-ejaculate is oozing right now....
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Fallhell wlil bee the Minstry of Lititshure.
I knew that would get you going.
Take off those pants. And the fucking fedora. Honestly, you thought that was sexy?
Either the fedora stays, or I stay.
