If Freeones.com were a country, it would be larger than Oman

FrostyBoy

Banned
Yes well, I am not satisfied. Indeed, I am restless. I think we should cast our Saddam-like gaze towards Kuwait and turn loose our hordes. :violent:
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
There's a country called Oman?
 

Spleen

Banned?
I see your facebook pops up at the bottom, Mr Riepen.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
good idea, and we could smoke the ganja all day long!!!



Are...are you coming on to me? I mean, dirk wanted me to ask you that. He thinks ganja is a cock. I think it's a combination of a guitar and banjo.
 
We could invade OMAN and take their oil, we outnumber them. We'll leave Jamaica alone as they're crazy. Roald will begin as President but I see him being impeached for something or another, Vodka can head up the military and I see Dirk as being some sort of cult leader that the authorities need to keep a regualar check on. Will E Worm will be head of the Catholic Church and Timon will be the only muslim in the country. I see Hot Mega as having some sort of top judicial role with Jagger being Foreign Secretary. Petra will have the honoury title of Queen although the President will actually run the country. The constitution will literally be written on a napkin with various people makings unauthorised changes to suit their own personal agendas.
 

PirateKing

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I say we stake our claim in the other four countries to build up our renown and become a superpower, then secure a nice cush seat within the UN security council. At that point we can start legalizing shit on a global level.

We could invade OMAN and take their oil, we outnumber them. We'll leave Jamaica alone as they're crazy. Roald will begin as President but I see him being impeached for something or another, Vodka can head up the military and I see Dirk as being some sort of cult leader that the authorities need to keep a regualar check on. Will E Worm will be head of the Catholic Church and Timon will be the only muslim in the country. I see Hot Mega as having some sort of top judicial role with Jagger being Foreign Secretary. Petra will have the honoury title of Queen although the President will actually run the country. The constitution will literally be written on a napkin with various people makings unauthorised changes to suit their own personal agendas.
Cutting me out are you Uly? Don't forget I can make things difficult for your naval fleet.
 

FrostyBoy

Banned
I want to be Director of Immigration. Of course, I will need bodyguards and an armor-plated ...everything.
 

TheOrangeCat

AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Petra will have the honoury title of Queen although the President will actually run the country. The constitution will literally be written on a napkin with various people makings unauthorised changes to suit their own personal agendas.

See, I saw MrTrebus as the Queen, and Petra as The Great Empress, ruling from her mighty tower of flaming Berserker cocks ...
 
If all of us where at one place and were our own country it makes me wonder what kind of place it would be. It's a pretty scary thought. :1orglaugh
 
See, I saw MrTrebus as the Queen, and Petra as The Great Empress, ruling from her mighty tower of flaming Berserker cocks ...

Mr Trebus would be a nightmare figure you would tell kids about, ie beware of Mr Trebus, if you don't eat your vegetables or Mr Trebus will get you, don't let women go out alone at night because of the Mr Trebus etc. PK head of the navy of course, although rather embarassing as we have only land borders :facepalm: Manifest Destiny as head of the racial equality bureau?
 
Imagine : Freeones Air Force, dropping jizz bombs all over the world :nanner:
 

TheOrangeCat

AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Mr Trebus would be a nightmare figure you would tell kids about, ie beware of Mr Trebus, if you don't eat your vegetables or Mr Trebus will get you, don't let women go out alone at night because of the Mr Trebus etc. PK head of the navy of course, although rather embarassing as we have only land borders :facepalm: Manifest Destiny as head of the racial equality bureau?

Vodka as Minister of Culture?

Whimsy will be the Lord Privy Seal

Shimmy2 as head of Aboriginal Affairs?
 
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