If a male alien landed on Earth today, which pornstar you think should get the first alien fuck.

[siffert]

There aint gonna be fucking.
The aliens are coming for lunch.

 

[gunslingingbird]

There aint gonna be fucking.
The aliens are coming for lunch.

You just gave me an idea for a thread.

 

[UnderBro]

I would say Justine Joli.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Does Tila Tequila count? ET would probably find her facial features not only alluring but familiar as well.

 

[StanScratch]

Why should be assume that aliens are going to breed like humans? Hell, there are a lot of lifeforms on Earth which do not breed like us. For all we know, the alien race's way of breeding could be laying giant eggs into the male species' ear canal.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Why should be assume that aliens are going to breed like humans? Hell, there are a lot of lifeforms on Earth which do not breed like us. For all we know, the alien race's way of breeding could be laying giant eggs into the male species' ear canal.

Translation: I wanna be mounted anally by the alien first.

 

[StanScratch]

Translation: I wanna be mounted anally by the alien first.

Well duh!