If a BlueBalls Exists.....

[D-rock]

I have it on good information that BlueBalls makes a sound in the forest even when nobody is around.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'll never know the love of another physical body, as I am hideous.

I'm on the same plane O' consciousness as Baconsalt. The truth be told, I am baconsalt. He was my attempt to step out. Perhaps now you all understand why I have to hide my true self here, as I suffered so much abuse as my real, baconsalty self. I love poop, dammit. And don't you judge me for it!

Do you feel that? My stomach is rumbling now, pushing my food down so my body can make more poop.

I am a worthless piece of shit, akin to the filth that builds up on the underside of public urinals. I'm so desperate and lonely, I seek friendship here, but am forced to hide my desperation under a thin veneer of humour. Not even good humour. Oh God, please help me.

Wow, I'm glad I got this before you edited.

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

Wow, I'm glad I got this before you edited.

Ahh haa haa

haaaaa aaaoooowwwhh.............

 

[JayJohn85]

I wouldnt be surprised if he actually worked in the industry.

 

[gunslingingbird]

if he reveals himself to me, am I free to punch him in the nuts?

Of course you are! If that dirty bastard were to flash me you bet your ass I'd punch him in the nuts! What kind of question is that, Dirk?

Wow, I'm glad I got this before you edited.

:rofl:

 

[Shifty]

Would you hit him? I mean, would it be appropriate to hit him if he was misbehaving? I know everyone says that BlueBalls has all the answers, and if we worship him, he'll reveal himself to us, but my question is, if he reveals himself to me, am I free to punch him in the nuts?

Damn right I'd hit him. From behind, hard, fast and repeatedly. :thumbsup:

 

[BlueBalls]

Damn right I'd hit him. From behind, hard, fast and repeatedly. :thumbsup:

Would you grease and then finger my butt hole while you're back there too?

Just wipe any of the stray faeces that may or may not thickly coat whatever finger you decide to use on my butt cheeks and spank it in.

:thumbsup:

 

[Shifty]

Would you grease and then finger my butt hole while you're back there too?

Just wipe any of the stray faeces that may or may not thickly coat whatever finger you decide to use on my butt cheeks and spank it in.

:thumbsup:

Fuck no. As discussed, we will continue to use nature's lubricant: blood.

 

[BlueBalls]

Fuck no. As discussed, we will continue to use nature's lubricant: blood.

Urgh! You people have no imagination. The stench of the hot, festering, beer and bad curry induced diarrhea seeping out of my well worn hairy butt hole all over your willing cock and balls, is the just as much a part of the experience as the sodomy is you cheap whore.

 

[Shifty]

Urgh! You people have no imagination. The stench of the hot, festering, beer and bad curry induced diarrhea seeping out of my well worn hairy butt hole all over your willing cock and balls, is the just as much a part of the experience as the sodomy is you cheap whore.

Pansy.

 

[BlueBalls]

Pansy.

Poo-poo head!

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

:throwup:ukey:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Urgh! You people have no imagination. The stench of the hot, festering, beer and bad curry induced diarrhea seeping out of my well worn hairy butt hole all over your willing cock and balls, is the just as much a part of the experience as the sodomy is you cheap whore.

You should rub up with Tabasco first. It adds to the sting.

 

[Shifty]

Poo-poo head!

You'll do as you're told. :nono: