Would you hit him? I mean, would it be appropriate to hit him if he was misbehaving? I know everyone says that BlueBalls has all the answers, and if we worship him, he'll reveal himself to us, but my question is, if he reveals himself to me, am I free to punch him in the nuts?
If a BlueBalls Exists.....
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GregCentauro
Banned
I'm rather interested in God's cellphone company.
Big Poppa Pump
- My Name Is My Name -
This is the eternal, unanswerable question. The only one who can come close to explaining this is the enigma that is Blueballs.
He uses virgin. Obviously.
Vlad The Impaler
Power Slave
What, and make them bluer?!
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
If I had to deal with a BlueBalls, I'd probably do what Chris Benoit did and choke his mom to death.
...Too soon?
...Too soon?
If blueballs has all the answers then why do we have an energy crisis currently? If blueballs has all the answers then why is the world filled with so much hatred? If blueballs has all the answers why can't he answer the most important question of all. Where does my water go when I pour it into a planter?
I hate when my pet rock answers questions.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Where the fuck is my thread? 
Are you not entertained?
I asked my Magic 8-Ball® about Blue and it replied, "Better not tell you now." This is very disconcerting...
Are you not entertained?I asked my Magic 8-Ball® about Blue and it replied, "Better not tell you now." This is very disconcerting...
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Vlad The Impaler
Power Slave
Where the fuck is my thread at?
I asked my Magic 8-Ball® about Blue and it replied, "Better not tell you now." This is very disconcerting...
How many threads do you require you greedy bastard? How did you do the little trademark thingy?
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
1. More than anyone else.
2. I'm awesome.
(Or I Googled Magic 8-Ball and copied and pasted the registered trademark symbol that appeared next to it on the Amazon listing.)
Vlad The Impaler
Power Slave
I prefer to think of my heroes as awesome.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Why are we here? It's a dilemma man has faced for eons. Some would argue it is because God loves us and wants us to be happy. Others speculate the universe just kind of happened through billions of coincidences and we are a by-product.
This new theory intrigues me very much. If I were to punch BlueBalls betwixt the eyes and he died, would all creation cease to exist? Or would he piss himself and by happenstance create new life from his stream of ethereal pee?
We'll have to test this. We'll need several control subjects to punch really hard. I suggest Mrtrebus, GregC, Stan, MailDude, ~whimsy~, and the rest of the usual suspects take one for science. Then when we've collected enough data we all take turns punching BB really fuckin' hard to compare and contrast. And if we happen to end all existence in the process we'd be no worse than those guys in Sweden or wherever with that super collider thingy is.
Anyway, I'm not one to pass up the opportunity to punch someone in the name of science.
This new theory intrigues me very much. If I were to punch BlueBalls betwixt the eyes and he died, would all creation cease to exist? Or would he piss himself and by happenstance create new life from his stream of ethereal pee?
We'll have to test this. We'll need several control subjects to punch really hard. I suggest Mrtrebus, GregC, Stan, MailDude, ~whimsy~, and the rest of the usual suspects take one for science. Then when we've collected enough data we all take turns punching BB really fuckin' hard to compare and contrast. And if we happen to end all existence in the process we'd be no worse than those guys in Sweden or wherever with that super collider thingy is.
Anyway, I'm not one to pass up the opportunity to punch someone in the name of science.
Maybe the answer is...."we're fucked!!" :dunno:
PirateKing
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Just like his avatar suggests, he's a renegade AI. Only classified as "project bueballs".
"It" was originally created by NASA and has now rooted itself in many forums like this as a consequence of developing an affinity for obscenity and perversity. The programmer who created him? You guessed it: Dirk.
"It" was originally created by NASA and has now rooted itself in many forums like this as a consequence of developing an affinity for obscenity and perversity. The programmer who created him? You guessed it: Dirk.
Physical bodies are for chumps, right chumps? Right!
I'm just on a higher plain O' consciousness from the rest of you. This has lead me to shake off the physical part of my existence leaving me free to roam as I see fit as pure uninhibited fully conscious energy. This gives me the ability to see and experience and see things from places and dimensions I couldn't even explain to you without your mind imploding into a soft porridge like pulp and draining out like freshly squeezed banana juice during Sunday morning breakfast from every orifice on your face. It also gives me the ability to become one with each and every part of you whenever I so please.
Do you feel that meesterperfect? I'm inside you right now.
I am a God ladies and gentlemen. A God that doesn't care about any of your pathetic little unimportant lives. The sooner you're underground being eaten alive by the same micro-organisms that are in your body right now keeping you safe from foreign invaders the better in my humble Godlike opinion.
I'm just on a higher plain O' consciousness from the rest of you. This has lead me to shake off the physical part of my existence leaving me free to roam as I see fit as pure uninhibited fully conscious energy. This gives me the ability to see and experience and see things from places and dimensions I couldn't even explain to you without your mind imploding into a soft porridge like pulp and draining out like freshly squeezed banana juice during Sunday morning breakfast from every orifice on your face. It also gives me the ability to become one with each and every part of you whenever I so please.
Do you feel that meesterperfect? I'm inside you right now.
I am a God ladies and gentlemen. A God that doesn't care about any of your pathetic little unimportant lives. The sooner you're underground being eaten alive by the same micro-organisms that are in your body right now keeping you safe from foreign invaders the better in my humble Godlike opinion.
