I would like to remain a member of this community. 95 percent of you are fucked in the head.

[Jack Davenport]

Mind if I have a seat?

 

[Mr. Daystar]

So remain a member...who says you have to move out? And thank you, for including me.

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[Jack Davenport]

That is an example of the fucked up responses that I was hoping for.

 

[Mayhem]

As an obvious member of the 5% (one could almost say leader), you have my permission to continue existing.

 

[Elwood70]

Who says "fucked in the head" is a bad thing?

 

[Jack Davenport]

This may be the only time that Mayhem considers himself a 5 Percenter.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Uh huh...

 

[Jack Davenport]

Would it impress any of you if I told you that I am wearing a pair of BoothBabe's nipple clamps?

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Would it impress any of you if I told you that I am wearing a pair of BoothBabe's nipple clamps?

Impress? No. Cause me to fap? Yes. :1orglaugh

 

[Elwood70]

ehhh I think you guys are too easy...seriously how hard is it to find a woman to drink with ...if you've got the money, they've always got the time,

That's a fair point...if I'm the one buying.

And she has offered to (try to) drink Elwood and myself under the table and says she has a 90 percent success rate in picking up chicks. So then, there's that.

Fixed that for you...

 

[bobjustbob]

I'm a member of Sam's Club.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Am I right? or am I right?

 

[Mayhem]

It's nice to see a gunfight going on that I'm not participating in. :thumbsup:

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Thread moved to a more appropriate home, now behave or I´ll be very cross with you all.

 

[Mariahxxx]

I said 90% in getting straight chicks to go lezbo. and I never said I'd drink anyone under the table. I'm a light weight especially if there are shots involved. I'm buzzed after 2 drinks, or 3 beers.

and speaking on behalf of the 95% he is referring to, I would like to say that take offense to being lumped together with the derelicts of this board. But I think that that BC should be required to post a list of his 5% who make the cut.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Milano seems a little cranky this morning. I shan't produce a list . You know who you are. I guess I should have put (Parody) in the thread title.

 

[Mariahxxx]

actually I'm doing pretty well today I think I sold my boat for my asking price which was unexpected but works out nicely. I've been online all morning trying to find a good Hurricane Star Deck and doing some editing on this week's videos.

I was also kidding about the list. I'm just not communicating very well yet it's fucking POURING and lightning ever since you asked me yesterday about the weather lol

 

[Jack Davenport]

So the fucker wasn't lying.

 

[Mariahxxx]

no he was lying about the weather up until yesterday. it hasnt been storming at all for a while. it started right after you asked me that. literally, within minutes lol

 

[Jack Davenport]

Just looked at the radar. Yeah that is *******ial. Anders' avatar maker me laugh.