I wish to beat the living shit out of...

[Doc Scurlock]

A giraffe. I don't like how they be looking at me and thinking they're better than me.

 

[lurkingdirk]

A giraffe. I don't like how they be looking at me and thinking they're better than me.

:yesyes:

Plus, they've got that black tongue. Bastards.

 

[Ace Bandage]

That guy on the Staples commercials that yells about low prices. He makes me want to curb stomp orphans.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Flo, or whatever her name is, who tries to sell me insurance from progressive.

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

That guy on the Staples commercials that yells about low prices. He makes me want to curb stomp orphans.

The blonde guy or the one with the Jewfro?

 

[slasher]

Gay or not Perez is a complete ass hat. Talk about a waste of DNA.

 

[Jagger69]

Exactly the response I would expect from someone as immature as you are. Maybe someday you'll actually become a man but I'm sure not holding my breath.

Let me know if you change your mind. I'm still open to an apology from you. If not, c'est le vie.

That guy on the Staples commercials that yells about low prices. He makes me want to curb stomp orphans.

Oh hell yes!!! Rep for you, Mr. Cub! :thumbsup:

Jagger, you're way too reasonable. Don't you want to beat the living shit out of...

Never mind. What is "living shit," anyway?

Nahhh...I'm not a child abuser, Dirk. And I certainly never want to contend with "living shit". :eek:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Exactly the response I would expect from someone as immature as you are. Maybe someday you'll actually become a man but I'm sure not holding my breath.

Let me know if you change your mind. I'm still open to an apology from you. If not, c'est le vie.

Jagger, you're way too reasonable. Don't you want to beat the living shit out of...

Never mind. What is "living shit," anyway?

 

[roronoa3000]

Exactly the response I would expect from someone as immature as you are. Maybe someday you'll actually become a man but I'm sure not holding my breath.

Let me know if you change your mind. I'm still open to an apology from you. If not, c'est le vie.

Its called a chill pill, take one. It's just the internetz, relax.

Pretty much everything I ever say here is a joke of which I dont have to take responsibility for I will never meet any of you.

With that said.
Fuck you douche bag. Eat crow and die. :thefinger

 

[lurkingdirk]

 

[Jagger69]

Fuck I admit that I am a fucking douche bag. I'll eat crow and die. So fuck me....:thefinger

Fixed. :thumbsup:

 

[roronoa3000]

What is "living shit," anyway?

Your a living shit!!

Actually no one knows. Its a mystery.

 

[roronoa3000]

Fixed. :thumbsup:

Actually I triple checked and I have found that it was right the first time.


Does Jagger 69 mean you want to 69 Mick Jagger?

 

[grower_boy]

^LMAO! That's hilarious.

If I could beat the shit out of anybody....Osama Bin Laden.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Your a living shit!!

Actually no one knows. Its a mystery.

Is being a living shit better or worse than being a dead shit?

 

[roronoa3000]

Is being a living shit better or worse than being a dead shit?

I cant imagine living life as a shit is great at all. So its a toss up.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

^LMAO! That's hilarious.

If I could beat the shit out of anybody....Osama Bin Laden.

I can't believe he didn't say Andronicus Ry.

 

[roronoa3000]

I can't believe he didn't say Andronicus Ry.

Too obvious?:dunno:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Too obvious?:dunno:

I don't think it would have been. :2 cents:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I don't think it would have been. :2 cents:

STFU. I wish to beat the living shit out of you. From behind.