I was fisted and it felt great.
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Lol, You're right, I did ask for that. But look @ it this way. Including this thread I've only posted 4 times about sex stuff that has happened to me. Have you seen how long the "who made you cum today" thread is and how proud the guys seem to be they have to resort to jerking off to pictures of pornstars to get an orgasm not to mention the fact that for a lot of you guys your right hand is probably the only girlfriend you'll ever have. Can you say jealous
I'd rather have a healthy sex life and you not believe me than be forced to resort to making myself come
I'd rather have a healthy sex life and you not believe me than be forced to resort to making myself come
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
Lol, You're right, I did ask for that. But look @ it this way. Including this thread I've only posted 4 times about sex stuff that has happened to me. Have you seen how long the "who made you cum today" thread is and how proud the guys seem to be they have to resort to jerking off to pictures of pornstars to get an orgasm not to mention the fact that for a lot of you guys your right hand is probably the only girlfriend you'll ever have. Can you say jealous
I'd rather have a healthy sex life and you not believe me than be forced to resort to making myself come
I'm left-handed actually
But during my girls time of the month...it has to be done :rubbel:I have a girlfriend and a healthy sex life with her, i find masturbating rather tedious so its a matter of necessity when I do resort to it. Im insulted at the notion of being labelled jealous of your exploits. Like many (or is it few) of the board members I just dont brag about my own exploits.
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
I guess it all kinda sounds like Katie Perry's tune
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DAEiAfSBAg
But what the hell is a cherry chopstick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DAEiAfSBAg
But what the hell is a cherry chopstick
It's the internet. Everybody is a liar, so I wouldn't let it get to you.
:1orglaugh Wow, people sure get pissed off when they arent the ones being fisted!!!
Let Mamma Blue sort this mess out, I suppose I'm going to have to fist all of you.........I'm all out of lube at the moment so I hope y'all dont mind butter?
Its unsalted, if that helps in any kinda way . . . . .
Let Mamma Blue sort this mess out, I suppose I'm going to have to fist all of you.........I'm all out of lube at the moment so I hope y'all dont mind butter?
Its unsalted, if that helps in any kinda way . . . . .
that reminds me of a an episode of Two and a Half Men where Charlie is visited by his dead friend's spirit.
Charlie: "So how is the afterlife?"
Friend: "It's great, I get to see all of my friends. The only bad thing is that every five minutes I get poked in the ass with a pitchfork. So I gotta get going, it's not good to be late."
Charlie: "Why, what happens if you are late?"
Friend: "You don't get lube for the middle prong."
Charlie: "So how is the afterlife?"
Friend: "It's great, I get to see all of my friends. The only bad thing is that every five minutes I get poked in the ass with a pitchfork. So I gotta get going, it's not good to be late."
Charlie: "Why, what happens if you are late?"
Friend: "You don't get lube for the middle prong."
I think you're being called a liar because we all want to bang you and threads like this one remind us that we can't:weeping:
Selfishly, I'd like to see a pic of this girl you're banging just so we can see who we lost you to...:weeping: You make her out to sound maybe even sexxxxier than you!:weeping:
Lol, You're right, I did ask for that. But look @ it this way. Including this thread I've only posted 4 times about sex stuff that has happened to me. Have you seen how long the "who made you cum today" thread is and how proud the guys seem to be they have to resort to jerking off to pictures of pornstars to get an orgasm not to mention the fact that for a lot of you guys your right hand is probably the only girlfriend you'll ever have. Can you say jealous
I'd rather have a healthy sex life and you not believe me than be forced to resort to making myself come
please just mention the people that are bashing you...dont mention all the guys on the threads...cause some of us dont even think that way
"My girlfriend made me cum today, she gave me a very good dp. She fucked my pussy with her strapon and my ass with a glass dildo. I came very hard
I loved how that one was only a week after this -
"I have a date tomorrow with a hot woman, she's 26, she has long black hair and a well toned body. We've seen each other before going out and and we've talked and flirted a bit and tonight she asked me out on a date.....whoohoo! I'm all excited, she's picking me tomorrow @ 8 in the evening, I can't wait! "
"I was 13 and the guy who played in it had a huge dick. It scared me into becoming a lesbian
"But seriously, I was 15 and watched my first hardcore lesbian porn film with my first girlfriend. My parents were away for the weekend and she stayed with me (my parents thought she was just a girlfriend) and it turned us on so much that we ended up licking each others pussies and sucking on each others boobs "
"I've only had 4 girlfriends (yeah, I'm still young ) and my recent ex-girlfriend was 27 (I'm 21) and she used to talk dirty to me and just push me on the bed and take me with a strapon. She wasn't always dominant but I liked it when she was so yeah, I like dominant women "
Plus you mention your a lesbian probably far to much to be honest. (Sorry but you did ask)
Thank you for doing the work for me of assembling this list because I really didnt feel like going thru all the posts but knew they where there like I said in one of my previous posts.
If anyone on here uses their head they will see what is actually going on.. Sure we would all like to believe this is a girl but the world isnt that perfect. Look at girls like Ashleigh who was mentioned in this thread, she is a girl one that even works in a form of adult entertainment but you dont see her or any real girls coming on here and going on and on about themselves like this supposed "girl" has.
All and all I am just glad its out in the open so people can see things for what they are and make their own decision. I do guarantee that the Threads from the now exposed "boothbabe" will slowly cease over time...
Heres to people that actually contribute to the site :glugglug:
I still don't see how this is me going on and on about myself. There was a thread asking if people like dominant women wich I answered, another one about when people watched their first porn wich I also answered and I answered in the who made you cum thread (like so many other board members answered in these threads). And I told about having a date with a woman because I was just excited about it. So please tell me, how is this going on and on about myself?
And sorry to all the guys I offended.
And sorry to all the guys I offended.
LOL!!
I got nothing to contribute but I've tried fisting and well, it just didn't happen. I wanna know how you can get something as big as a woman's or man's fist in either hole. Are some people more physically capable? LOL I sound like a teenager.
I love lesbian glove puppets!
same here.
satyrsam
The Anal Connoisseur
Can't you see that Boothbabe is just trying to share an experience whit those that would appreciate it. She couldn't go down to her local cafe and say " I just got fisted". So what better place could she come to but to this porn forum, where people share their first sexual experience, their first anal, their first DP. We all share what we love and hate about porn and sex, why is it when a woman that's not in the industry shares with us we are so skeptical. Most of us don't show our pictures, for all we know there could be more women than men in this forum.
I want more women like Boothbabe to feel free to come here and share their experiences, so please, guys don't ruin it for the rest of us.
I want more women like Boothbabe to feel free to come here and share their experiences, so please, guys don't ruin it for the rest of us.
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