I want to be President of the United States

[Straight Shooter]

Am I crazy for wanting to become President of the United States? I'm only 20 so I have alot of time until this could become reality but ever since I was a kid I've aspired to become President. Also I've been giving some thought to running for alderman once I graduate college. You never know I could become the first Latino president of the United States.

 

[Jagger69]

If you do I'm blowing the lid off you to the press for being a regular contributor to a porn board. Should at least get me "Joe the Plumber" status, a couple of talk show appearances and maybe a book deal.

 

[Straight Shooter]

If you do I'm blowing the lid off you to the press for being a regular contributor to a porn board. Should at least get me "Joe the Plumber" status, a couple of talk show appearances and maybe a book deal.

Dammit! How much do you want?

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

You never know I could become the first Latino president of the United States.

The States just elected that black guy. There's going to be at least 40 years of white rehab before they elect another man of colour.

 

[NowSheisHot]

Maybe President of FreeOnes
http://board.freeones.com/images/smilies/golfclap1.gif

 

[Nester6]

Am I crazy for wanting to become President of the United States? I'm only 20 so I have alot of time until this could become reality but ever since I was a kid I've aspired to become President. Also I've been giving some thought to running for alderman once I graduate college. You never know I could become the first Latino president of the United States.

Not crazy!!!!! Very smart! Work hard and learn and who knows!

 

[Jagger69]

Dammit! How much do you want?

PM me for details.

 

[lurkingdirk]

PM me for details.

Don't fall for this trap. He won't settle for anything less than Secretary of State, but he's only fit to be Secretary for the local cat fashion show organisation.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I took a screen shot of every post you made on this board and more. They will see your current avatar and signature/quote.

Of course by that time voters will be so sensationalized by crap you will most likely run and win. Damn!

Back to the drawing board.

 

[Lust]

Icecold322 2012!

bringing the truth, honesty, integrity and porn back to the american way of life!

 

[Straight Shooter]

I took a screen shot of every post you made on this board and more. They will see your current avatar and signature/quote.

Of course by that time voters will be so sensationalized by crap you will most likely run and win. Damn!

Back to the drawing board.

Personality wise I'm very much like Obama. I'm a very cool and charming individual. The American people would fall in love with me.

 

[YMIHERE]

You should simulate being president and see if you like it. The best way would be to crawl into a steel drum and have 20 of your friends beat on it with steel rods for 4 years. Then you can decide if you want 4 more years.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Personality wise I'm very much like Obama. I'm a very cool and charming individual. The American people would fall in love with me.

In that case, then regret you immediately, right?

:tongue:

Couldn't help it.

 

[feller469]

I think, once it is discovered you posted here, your future is to become a senator.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I think, once it is discovered you posted here, your future is to become a senator.

With a wide stance, or a penchant for hiking the Appalachian trail?

 

[Straight Shooter]

I think, once it is discovered you posted here, your future is to become a senator.

Really? Just because I posted on a porn board. There isn't anything illegal about doing such a thing and I think there are far worse things I could do than posting on a porn board.

And if any of you try to say anything to the press, two words: Extraordinary rendition.:elaugh:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

No. Not just the porn board. I found the text messages and pictures on your phone!




I think you owe Brett Favre's wife an apology.

Then the American people.

I did not have sexual relations with that QB.

 

[Straight Shooter]

No. Not just the porn board. I found the text messages and pictures on your phone!




I think you owe Brett Favre's wife an apology.

Then the American people.

I did not have sexual relations with that QB.

What the hell do you want with me? A cabinet position?

 

[Sicario]

You are on the right track. First you to become a powerful Alderman and learn the political ropes from the Chicago Machine, then you can move up to become the first Latino mayor of Chicago (after Rahm), when you are on the National stage, run for POTUS with the entire US Latino vote on your side. You better hope Antonio Villaraigosa doesn't beat you to the punch. Hit me up for sound marketing advice.

:thumbsup:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

What the hell do you want with me? A cabinet position?

You don't ask the questions. Best thing you can do is have me on your side when you run and I keep all this sordid stuff out of the light. No one will ever know about that weekend on that farm. No one will ever know about that time the subway went down and it was completely dark for ten minutes.

No one needs to know any of this stuff!

I'm the shadowy figure with a fake cigarette puffing out fake smoke you need to have on your side when you run for a glitzy position like President!