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I really wish I had a butt!
- Thread starter Lexi Marie Mayhem
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I dunno. Seems like it serves the purpose...
Meh, butts are overrated anyway.
They smell like shit, are hairy and always catch dingleberries!
I believe the correct term is Dag.
Whoa! Are you really a 5'10" Apple shape?
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Lexi_Marie_Mayhem
I've never, ever seen a 5'10" Apple shaped figure before ... ever! Wow! I really don't think you realize how unique you are. Given how the Apple shape typically forms in women who often have ancestry of voluptuous hourglass women combined with shorter women or men they've mated with, it's typically never seen above a height of 5'3".
In the western world, only 8% of women are hourglass, followed by only 12% Apple (virtually all short), and then over 80% of the remaining are pear/spoon or straight shaped. Being Apple is almost as unique as hourglass, and being a tall Apple is virtually never heard of -- much less at 5'10"!
Probably the only model/pornstar I've seen with an Apple shape near your height, dimensions and oh-so-perfectly distributed weight, who happens to be one of my favorites BTW, is Bozena aka Ester aka Tiffany Treasures:
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Bozena
Typically most women who are Apple shaped would have been hourglass had they hit 5'4"-5'7" or taller. But because they did not, their legs are often very leggy, very sexy, built for a taller woman, but more stout and thicker. Their chest is also larger, with a bosom that often matches. But then their mid-section extends down farther.
Some have wide hips, but their buns rarely develop, so it is flatter. Or they have smaller hips and a smaller set of filled in buns for that reduced size. So they are much like a hourglass, except the total hips and total roundness of their rear never becomes symmetrical to their breasts on the opposing side.
And you find such women at 5' to 5'2", although as short as 4'10" or as tall as 5'4" at times. My wife is 5'3", with an Italian, 5'6" hourglass for a mother and a short, busty, paternal grandmother, so she ended up with a combination -- great legs, thick hips, but a flatter rear, while being chesty.
Some of my favorite Apple shaped models are Arianna Sinn, who has the thighs and hips/handles of my wife, Billie Bombs who has the Italian features in both the body and face, and Devine Devine, who has almost that devilish smile of my wife. Annie Swanson is yet another, popular Apple with a smaller set of hips overall (maybe a little more bun as a result of less wide hips). All are 5'3" or shorter.
But I've never seen a 5'10" Apple before, and now I guess I've at least heard of one -- and I can assume how you come together from some of the pics I've seen, along with the Bozena-style metrics. A full body shot -- especially frontal, side and rear shots -- might show more, especially as you've completely piqued my interest on a whole new level.
I mean, 5'8" Bozena has always been a dreamy pornstar for me, with sprouted legs with that thick, Apple profile, full chest with jutting bust, and just a unique look overall. That's why she's my #1, absolute, all-time favorite in the extremely popular Natural Wonders of the World series, let alone one of my favorite, all-time, top 10 pornstars.
I talk all about the perfect body being a 5'4-5'6", 40-28-40" hourglass body. But when it comes to a lover, I've always been a sucker for that chest-out, top-heavy, sexy legs, thick thighs, wide hips, Apple shaped lover atop of me -- so much so I married such. And when it comes to a tall, oversized Apple, 5'8" Bozena has knocked me out over and over again.
So what's "wrong" with you again?
Am I dreaming or are you a tall 5'10", top-heavy Apple?
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Lexi_Marie_Mayhem
I've never, ever seen a 5'10" Apple shaped figure before ... ever! Wow! I really don't think you realize how unique you are. Given how the Apple shape typically forms in women who often have ancestry of voluptuous hourglass women combined with shorter women or men they've mated with, it's typically never seen above a height of 5'3".
In the western world, only 8% of women are hourglass, followed by only 12% Apple (virtually all short), and then over 80% of the remaining are pear/spoon or straight shaped. Being Apple is almost as unique as hourglass, and being a tall Apple is virtually never heard of -- much less at 5'10"!
Probably the only model/pornstar I've seen with an Apple shape near your height, dimensions and oh-so-perfectly distributed weight, who happens to be one of my favorites BTW, is Bozena aka Ester aka Tiffany Treasures:
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Bozena
That's a problem usually solved with cheeseburgers, pizza & ice cream, most people would like such problems.
I know you guys are making jokes, but I don't think you understand the first thing about Apple shapes. If she eats more, it's just going to go to her chest and bust, and then her stomach after that, well before hitting her rear.Four words for you,hon:
Red
Beans
And
Rice.
Typically most women who are Apple shaped would have been hourglass had they hit 5'4"-5'7" or taller. But because they did not, their legs are often very leggy, very sexy, built for a taller woman, but more stout and thicker. Their chest is also larger, with a bosom that often matches. But then their mid-section extends down farther.
Some have wide hips, but their buns rarely develop, so it is flatter. Or they have smaller hips and a smaller set of filled in buns for that reduced size. So they are much like a hourglass, except the total hips and total roundness of their rear never becomes symmetrical to their breasts on the opposing side.
And you find such women at 5' to 5'2", although as short as 4'10" or as tall as 5'4" at times. My wife is 5'3", with an Italian, 5'6" hourglass for a mother and a short, busty, paternal grandmother, so she ended up with a combination -- great legs, thick hips, but a flatter rear, while being chesty.
Some of my favorite Apple shaped models are Arianna Sinn, who has the thighs and hips/handles of my wife, Billie Bombs who has the Italian features in both the body and face, and Devine Devine, who has almost that devilish smile of my wife. Annie Swanson is yet another, popular Apple with a smaller set of hips overall (maybe a little more bun as a result of less wide hips). All are 5'3" or shorter.
But I've never seen a 5'10" Apple before, and now I guess I've at least heard of one -- and I can assume how you come together from some of the pics I've seen, along with the Bozena-style metrics. A full body shot -- especially frontal, side and rear shots -- might show more, especially as you've completely piqued my interest on a whole new level.
I mean, 5'8" Bozena has always been a dreamy pornstar for me, with sprouted legs with that thick, Apple profile, full chest with jutting bust, and just a unique look overall. That's why she's my #1, absolute, all-time favorite in the extremely popular Natural Wonders of the World series, let alone one of my favorite, all-time, top 10 pornstars.
I talk all about the perfect body being a 5'4-5'6", 40-28-40" hourglass body. But when it comes to a lover, I've always been a sucker for that chest-out, top-heavy, sexy legs, thick thighs, wide hips, Apple shaped lover atop of me -- so much so I married such. And when it comes to a tall, oversized Apple, 5'8" Bozena has knocked me out over and over again.
So what's "wrong" with you again?
LMFAO! I totally just gave you good rep for that.
Elwood70
Torn & Frayed.
Re: Whoa! Are you really a 5'10" apple shape?
I'm well aware of that,but I'm also aware of a mainstay of all good comedy:
"Never let the truth get in the way of a good joke."
I'm well aware of that,but I'm also aware of a mainstay of all good comedy:
"Never let the truth get in the way of a good joke."
Don't take this lightly. I've been trying to get her to tell me that for years.
Awwwww! I like your butt too! I just posted a work type question in the OCSM section, you should read it and see if you know the answer.
Don't take this lightly. I've been trying to get her to tell me that for years.
We all love your butt! <3
My life is complete. Would you smack it?
Are you still mad that BlueBalls gives me an erection? You know I can't help it. Look at that man's sack!
If she wont I will hey maybe we can both smack it.
I was never mad about that. You know I understand just looking at him makes me wet after all.
RealMenSwallow
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Your butt drives me wild. Your whole body is killer from what I can see. You're gorgeous.
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