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I really wish I had a butt!

yeah but what fun is sex without "booty recoil". and if you dont lay her flat on her stomach and pancake her nice round booty you are missing out.
I won't deny the "cheek ripple" isn't a beautiful sight as a stud's pelvis impacts a soft, jutting ass. In fact, I'd love to see some porn shot at 240Hz with such.

But there's still the fact that top-heavy apples not only look good, but feel really good when deeply penetrated by one's rod. I've only had shorter, stocker apple women, but I love pornstars like Bozena aka Tiffany Treasures, and she's been very popular with many others -- an oversized, top-heavy apple would be the rare, ultimate fantasy.

if you notice on all my movies if a chick has a flat ass i just make it a blowjob scene or something else
They make perfect reverse cowgirl riders, ass humpers and countless other, visually stunning lovers -- third-hand, let alone first-hand. As much as I lust for hourglasses, especially thick 40-28-40" sized hourglass lovers, no one is going to prove to me that a tall, top-heavy apple of dimensions around 40-30-36" is going to be any less of a delight, if not more.

The fact that such women are a rarity only turns me on even more. That's why I've always been a sucker for Bozena aka Tiffany Treasures.
 

Facetious

Moderated
Don't sweat it, Ms. Mayhem, there are lots of lovely women out there who don't have butts. . . . case in point. full set

Look on the bright side, kiddo, I can only imagine that when you're in your forties you'll have an ass resembling that of a ''gorgeous 25 year old''. :drool1:


There, does that make you feel any better about yourself?

Hug? :lovecoupl
 

Lexi Marie Mayhem

Verified Babe
Official Checked Star Member
Don't sweat it, Ms. Mayhem, there are lots of lovely women out there who don't have butts. . . . case in point. full set

Look on the bright side, kiddo, I can only imagine that when you're in your forties you'll have an ass resembling that of a ''gorgeous 25 year old''. :drool1:


There, does that make you feel any better about yourself?

Hug? :lovecoupl

Awwwwww! :) hugs are swell!
 
My poor butt is so FLAT and sad, whenever I bitch about it people tell me that with how big my boobies are I should not complain. But I really wish I had a butt. I will post a pic so you can see what I mean. lol

Eat more chips and ice cream.....seems to be working great for the girls in this measly town.
 
Sigh ... the jokes ...

Sigh ... the jokes about eating and "fattening up" are getting old, at least in my view. I know they are meant as jokes, but that doesn't work for women who are top heavy apple figures.

My wife is one, and she can hit over 200lbs. (enough that her stomach is almost out as much as her bust), and it won't help her ass one bit. I prefer her more 160lbs. or so for health reasons (she currently hovers around this size, a size 10 for her hips, size 14 for her bust). And I know she can't drop below 140lbs., at least not without having health issues in the other direction (too boney, starving herself). And that's for a woman at only 5'3"!

Like most men, I love models with hourglass figures, at just about every height, typically 5'5"-5'10". But God help me if I didn't notice first and want to go home with that 5'0-5'4" top heavy apple every time I was out. Typically you don't get many hourglass figures under 5'4" and not many apples above 5'4". So while many of us imagine meeting that unique looker with extreme hourglass curves at a model height, if you want to talk about even more unique, let's talk about that virtually non-existent, tall apple shape.

As I mentioned prior, unique Czech looker and apple figure Bozena (aka Tiffany Treasures) is 5'8" with a thicker 29" waist, but fairly flat rear on a well sub-40" set of hips, very much like this 5'10" princess in focus here. Bozena is still my all-time favorite babe in the very expansive (over 50 volumes) series Natural Wonders of the World by Roy Alexander ( see my related thread here: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=246096 ).

Top heavy apples are already unreal lookers in corsets and many other flavors of lingerie, and the taller, bustier and thicker the body is proportion, the only more sexy and erotic they are. A trip through Bozena's extensive set of scenes in the series reveals just how different and forming she is in the various lingerie that hugged her body throughout the series, unleashing a very rare lust that is hard to find for any adult model or actress in the industry. I invite anyone interested in such tall, top heavy figures to check out at least one of her videos, the Natural Wonders Superstars #3 compilation dedicated to her (and her popularity) is a great one to start with.
http://www.royalbluemedia.com/star/336/Tiffany-Treasures

If the link doesn't work/click through, try opening the main page first ( http://www.royalbluemedia.com ), click it's Age OK link and try the original link again.

So while I keep seeing jokes being made, understand it's largely off-target for this unique figure questioning herself here. I'm not saying this to be arrogant or just to blabber, but I honestly hope some of you guys are listening. I was never a catch myself, but sometimes the reason I escorted an unique beauty home is because I could easily explain a woman's figure, after someone (often other women, not just men) made a far more shallow comment about breasts being bigger because she's fat or something else completely incorrect. While other guys saw her as a 2nd or 3rd choice, I always and immediately became fixated on such rare beauties when I noted them, and often my friends came to realize later she was the most stunning woman in the room as well (and still note this with how they view my wife today, especially after almost 20 years of aging compared to others).

Today my wife still struggles with her flat ass, along with all the other variances in proportion, and God knows the US media is hardly helpful. There's virtually no one she can look up to in mainstream media, yet she has many peers. I can only imagine how much more difficult that is for a woman who has another 7" (18cm) on her vertically -- a figure that is virtually 1 in 10,000. Remember, apple shapes are only 120 in 10,000 to begin with, and rarely do any pass 5'5", let alone come close to 5'10"!!!

My advice, love your body, because a lot of men will, even more those who understand just how very unique you are!
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement

Skyraider22

The One and Only Big Daddy
Well this could be me (In which it proably is) but I have noticed that if your boobs are big you have a flat butt and vice-verse :dunno: Other than that you have nothing to be sad about your butt looks pretty damn good.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Well this could be me (In which it proably is) but I have noticed that if your boobs are big you have a flat butt and vice-verse :dunno: Other than that you have nothing to be sad about your butt looks pretty damn good.

Then why do I have both big boobs AND a big butt? :(
 
Well this could be me (In which it proably is) but I have noticed that if your boobs are big you have a flat butt and vice-verse :dunno: Other than that you have nothing to be sad about your butt looks pretty damn good.

I don't find this really. I too have big boobs and a bigger bum. If a girl only has big boobs then their top heavy. If a girl has a big bum their usually pear shaped, if you have both your normally hourglass, so it is just different body shapes.
There is not much you can do about it apart from lunges and squats. I have been walking up hills alot lately and that's really building some muscle too!
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
I don't find this really. I too have big boobs and a bigger bum. If a girl only has big boobs then their top heavy. If a girl has a big bum their usually pear shaped, if you have both your normally hourglass, so it is just different body shapes.
There is not much you can do about it apart from lunges and squats. I have been walking up hills alot lately and that's really building some muscle too!

Lunges and squats are evil. Enough said.
 
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