I need a GOOD JOKE!

[Sparky Shortz]

What's the difference between an old hooker and a bowling ball...

You can eat a bowling ball if you have to :rofl2: :rofl2:

 

[Philbert]

What's the difference between an old hooker and a bowling ball...

You can eat a bowling ball if you have to :rofl2::rofl2:

And...
You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball...:thumbsup:

:rofl:

 

[Toyfriend]

Two hookers standing on the corner and one says to the other, "Do you smoke after sex"? The other replies "I dunno, never looked".

 

[ICanHasLogin]

What kind of bird brings white babies? A white stork.
What kind of bird brings black babies? A black stork.
What kind of bird brings no babies? A swallow.