I just got an idea. An awesome idea for a website.

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
:mad:
that is MY business model, you bastard! You can't have it just because you got me drunk in Whales one night..


Oh, but what a night it was.

You got drunk in Whales? Is Jonah a hardcore metal head? I heard that somewhere.
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
There are jellyfish in the sea all ready. Get with some scientists to genetically create peanut butter fish. Do you still need a map?

--or--

Create a time machine and have a bunch of cash in your pocket (but dated to before when you go back to) and establish a chain of gym/MMA workout facilities with tattoo parlors right next door.
 

24788

☼LEGIT☼
There are jellyfish in the sea all ready. Get with some scientists to genetically create peanut butter fish. Do you still need a map?

--or--

Create a time machine and have a bunch of cash in your pocket (but dated to before when you go back to) and establish a chain of gym/MMA workout facilities with tattoo parlors right next door.

I already tried this once. Man that was a bad trip and the demons weren't making any sense. I kept telling them to slow down when they talk, but nope they kept talking non sense about my rights to remain silent. All I wanted was a bagel with cream cheese and I got beaten with some sort of t stick. I thought it was a cross at first, but it was missing a side then I woke up and realized I was living under the ocean there's no such thing as jelly fish around here. That's when I discovered the plan to create jelly fish in the ocean and they will be the most loved animals instead of those murderous penguins that steal our money telling us their ice island is shrinking when clearly they just built a 40 million dollar expansion onto their island. I'm getting pissed because the ice is about to crush my house and those murderous penguins will conqour me, so this is when I went back in time to figure out a solution this is where I ran into some bad demons who weren't making any sense. I kept telling them to slow when they talk, but nope they kept talking non sense about my rights to remain silent then this is when I realized I live in an infinite loop of confusion.
 
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