I just got an idea. An awesome idea for a website.

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my ******'s Basement
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that is MY business model, you bastard! You can't have it just because you got me ***** in Whales one night..


Oh, but what a night it was.

You got ***** in Whales? Is Jonah a hardcore metal head? I heard that somewhere.
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
There are jellyfish in the sea all ready. Get with some scientists to genetically create peanut butter fish. Do you still need a map?

--or--

Create a time machine and have a bunch of cash in your pocket (but dated to before when you go back to) and establish a chain of gym/MMA workout facilities with tattoo parlors right next door.
 

24788

☼LEGIT☼
There are jellyfish in the sea all ready. Get with some scientists to genetically create peanut butter fish. Do you still need a map?

--or--

Create a time machine and have a bunch of cash in your pocket (but dated to before when you go back to) and establish a chain of gym/MMA workout facilities with tattoo parlors right next door.

I already tried this once. Man that was a bad trip and the demons weren't making any sense. I kept telling them to slow down when they talk, but nope they kept talking non sense about my rights to remain silent. All I wanted was a bagel with cream cheese and I got beaten with some sort of t stick. I thought it was a cross at first, but it was missing a side then I woke up and realized I was living under the ocean there's no such thing as jelly fish around here. That's when I discovered the plan to create jelly fish in the ocean and they will be the most loved ******* instead of those murderous penguins that steal our money telling us their ice island is shrinking when clearly they just built a 40 million dollar expansion onto their island. I'm getting pissed because the ice is about to crush my house and those murderous penguins will conqour me, so this is when I went back in time to figure out a solution this is where I ran into some bad demons who weren't making any sense. I kept telling them to slow when they talk, but nope they kept talking non sense about my rights to remain silent then this is when I realized I live in an infinite loop of confusion.
 
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