I hate my boss

She always comes in wearing the shortest skirt and the tightest pants. It's like she's flaunting her ass and legs in my face, knowing that I'll never touch it. Just today I was talking to her about some work-related stuff and as she's sitting her dress goes up to her thighs.

Yeah, I know it's my problem, not hers, but still, I love looking at her and all it it pisses me off how it's always in my face but I can't get it. Almost like $100 million in cash sitting right in front of you, but right behind the AIDS virus.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
she always comes in wearing the shortest skirt and the tightest pants. It's like she's flaunting her ass and legs in my face, knowing that i'll never touch it. Just today i was talking to her about some work-related stuff and as she's sitting her dress goes up to her thighs.

Yeah, i know it's my problem, not hers, but still, i love looking at her and all it it pisses me off how it's always in my face but i can't get it. almost like $100 million in cash sitting right in front of you, but right behind the aids virus.

Wwwwwwwwwwwwwhat?
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
She's upper 20's, slender with a big ass. She's engaged. And lol at me even having a girlfriend, much less married.

She also hates me and vice-versa, as we had a negative metting some weeks ago.

So...through her a nice filthy hate fuck. Sometimes thats the hottest sex of all. Or report her to management for creating a hostile work environment, by being a cocktease.
 
Some of you lot live in dream land. Do you think a hot 20 something year old female boss gives a flying fuck about some internet porn forum browsing loser?

Your story was lame - wow she sat infront of you with a short skirt. Big woop! Pay for it if you're that desperate.
 
Have a $100 million sex!!! Just fuck her and get a promotion!

So, your company or divison is worth 100 million bucks. That's little. I need a billion dollar company boss. :)
 
You could go on a killing spree........................:dunno:




I know this post will get deleted but I will post it anyway.
 
Does she have big boobs? Is her body better than your GF's? If you answer YES to one or both of these questions...You Might have to try to "hit that"...
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
OMFG psych! I :lovecoupl your boss!!!

Flaunting her legs like that...I'd have to say something!
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
She always comes in wearing the shortest skirt and the tightest pants. It's like she's flaunting her ass and legs in my face, knowing that I'll never touch it. Just today I was talking to her about some work-related stuff and as she's sitting her dress goes up to her thighs.

Yeah, I know it's my problem, not hers, but still, I love looking at her and all it it pisses me off how it's always in my face but I can't get it. Almost like $100 million in cash sitting right in front of you, but right behind the AIDS virus.

If thats bothering you so much, whatever you do don't move to Colombia.
 
Well, that one unfortunately is a tuff situation. If you are interested find out how her relationship is going. She may be so pissy b/c her relationship sucks and you may have a shot. Be warned though; play your cards wrong and you could end up with the hostile work environment.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
My boss is a big, grown man and has a tough looking, grizzled beard. Sooooooo, I don't have "these" problems.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
My boss is a big, grown man and has a tough looking, grizzled beard. Sooooooo, I don't have "these" problems.

Lucky.

Um. In a way.

But mostly lucky to have an environment where the interests of your dick arent an issue. My last job had high schoolers, college and finally MILF chicks. I was the only guy besides the owner to work there. The environment was so saturated with estrogen I dont know how I didnt just jump on one of 'em after so long.
 
Lucky.

Um. In a way.

But mostly lucky to have an environment where the interests of your dick arent an issue. My last job had high schoolers, college and finally MILF chicks. I was the only guy besides the owner to work there. The environment was so saturated with estrogen I dont know how I didnt just jump on one of 'em after so long.

Dunno about this. I work in an environment where there are no interests of anyone's dick, yet we always try to find some. :helpme:
Thanks to freeones we have some more :bowdown:
 

tartanterrier

Is somewhere outhere.
Get her drunk at the works-do and shag her senseless.She might just
give you a rise if you play your cards right ;)
 
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