I don't wanna grow up

I've had people tell me on more than one occasion that "you always look like you're up to something." I think it's because I have a mischievous way about me, that, or I'm always mulling over something and and it shows in my expression.

My wife teasingly calls me a *****, actually, she pronounces it "chī(-ə)l" without the d (she's southern) and quotes the old adage that the only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys.

She didn't say that the last time we had sex. But she has a point. I can't seem to grow the hell up and I don't want to. I think the fact that we don't have **** is a major factor.


whatever. cool story bro I guess.

thanks for your time.
 

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