I Busted My Right Hand Now I've Been Wiping My Butt With My Left Hand For The Last 5 Days

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Weird like someone else reaching back there helping you out. Even though the angle of the wiping has actually improved I'm looking forward to wiping with my trusty right hand again. Skid marks have been about the same.

 

[Sicario]

Weird like someone else reaching back there helping you out. Even though the angle of the wiping has actually improved I'm looking forward to wiping with my trusty right hand again. Skid marks have been about the same.

Interesting, so scooting across the floor is out? :dunno:

 

[bigwarmload]

Sounds rough fella, get well soon.

But the question remains, how did ya bust your hand?

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I'm right-handed and busted my right a while back. I expected to have trouble adjusting to wiping left when it happened but ended up having zero problems since I discovered something I'd never realized before, that I'd been wiping left-handed my entire life. Not sure how exactly that happened. It's generally the only thing I use my left hand for.

 

[Sam Fisher]

When our ship (USS JUNEAU LPD-10) was about a day out from pulling into Jakarta, Indonesia, we were all told that the locals frowned upon using your left hand in public. i.e. -- reaching for food, holding a beer, etc., etc.

Why? Because they as a tradition used their left hand, and their left hand ONLY, for wiping their asses. They considered it rude and unhealthy to touch ANYTHING with your left hand.

Apparently, the fuckers never heard of soap!

 

[georges]

I am glad that I am fully ambidextrous

 

[bigwarmload]

... locals frowned upon using your left hand in public. i.e. -- reaching for food, holding a beer, etc., etc. Why? Because they as a tradition used their left hand, and their left hand ONLY, for wiping their asses. They considered it rude and unhealthy to touch ANYTHING with your left hand.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is true in many middle eastern and far eastern countries. Lefty is off limits except for doo doo.

Left handed doo doo cleaning explained:

Fun stuff huh?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I'm right-handed and busted my right a while back. I expected to have trouble adjusting to wiping left when it happened but ended up having zero problems since I discovered something I'd never realized before, that I'd been wiping left-handed my entire life. Not sure how exactly that happened. It's generally the only thing I use my left hand for.

Nice post. I might be coming to the same realization.

When our ship (USS JUNEAU LPD-10) was about a day out from pulling into Jakarta, Indonesia, we were all told that the locals frowned upon using your left hand in public. i.e. -- reaching for food, holding a beer, etc., etc.

Why? Because they as a tradition used their left hand, and their left hand ONLY, for wiping their asses. They considered it rude and unhealthy to touch ANYTHING with your left hand.

Apparently, the fuckers never heard of soap!

Thanks for that. I was managing this one bar/restaurant and, for some reason, scrunched-up toilet paper with generous brown smears were gathering behind the public toilets. Upon further investigation, the Mexicans in the kitchen fingered the Central Americans letting us know they're barely out of a teepee and don't trust indoor plumbing yet.

 

[LukeEl]

I have two words one contraption to wipe your rear, bed daye.

 

[takeeleven]

i use a hoover vacum and just suck the shit off my ass!

 

[vodkazvictim]

I dropped the soap.






Pick it up for me.




Please.

 

[D-rock]

Just like with masturbating it's probably a good idea to switch every so often.

 

[averageJoe]

I know the feeling! I cut up my right hand at work about 8 months ago with a saw and got 18 stitches. It's a pain to do things left handed or one handed. Wiping my ass was hard, but it was impossible to drive my truck with it's manual transmission!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Hand's all better but I'm still a Lefty. The patterns on the paper are interesting as I can really clean 360 degrees around the anus now.