How would you spend an afternoon with me?

[coyo]

I dunno if I can pull all of the above off in a minute and a half but I would give it one hell of a try!!!

:thumbsup:

 

[Fresno]

I would treat you like the lady you are, first we would go for lunch then a movie, dinner, dancing, walk in the moon light then I would take you home and give you kiss on the cheek and tell you goodnight.

 

[sputnikgirl]

Aside ~ What's the occasion here with this thread . . ?

Oh, the girl has become available . . or is at least shoppin' it, yeah :scream: ! / ? flylicker

Boredom was the occasion.

 

[hiropro]

As long as you get me ***** enough, I'll do pretty much anything. My life is a dichotomous enigma....there's the side of me that should've been a porn star, and the intellectual hobbit side that likes to write alone. I'm probably a lesbian who craves male approval, and I'm accepting of that fact.

We must be a perfect match.I have always felt i am a lesbian trapped in a mans body.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

How would I spend an afternoon with you? Do you play Scrabble?

 

[sputnikgirl]

^I like Scrabble. It's pretty much the only board game I play - I **** Monopoly, and Risk is just too long.

 

[drdeath67]

^I like Scrabble. It's pretty much the only board game I play - I **** Monopoly, and Risk is just too long.

Do ya play it nekkid?

 

[lone gunman]

Well,I chose number 4. :o

 

[dick van cock]

I'd bring senob and gunslingingbird with me ... we could shove kitchen utensils up their asses.

http://www.edelstahl-in-bestform.de/bilder_gross_con/b4460_gemuesehobel.jpg

... maybe you'd prefer to play with their nutsacks?

http://www.edelstahl-in-bestform.de/bilder_gross_con/b0931_knoblauchpresse.jpg

 

[sputnikgirl]

Do ya play it nekkid?

Nah, but there's an idea...strip Scrabble. Whoever creates a word with the least amount of points for the round has to take off a piece of clothing. :eek:

 

[drdeath67]

Nah, but there's an idea...strip Scrabble. Whoever creates a word with the least amount of points for the round has to take off a piece of clothing. :eek:

Awesome! Be there in a bit!

 

[YMIHERE]

I'd do your tax return and make your refund cum.

 

[drdeath67]

I have you all beat! Sputty, I'll mow your yard, take out the trash and do the dishes and laundry!

 

[sputnikgirl]

I have you all beat! Sputty, I'll mow your yard, take out the trash and do the dishes and laundry!

I already have all that taken care of...my boyfriend is a chef who likes doing laundry. We don't have a yard to mow, but I'm sure my landlord would appreciate it.

And I will have hot nasty kinky bizarre sex with you while Dr. Death mows your yard, takes out the trash and does the dishes and laundry! Then I will swiftly leave before he dismembers me.

Everybody wins!

You're penciled in for fall '08. :computer:

 

[drdeath67]

I already have all that taken care of...my boyfriend is a chef who likes doing laundry. We don't have a yard to mow, but I'm sure my landlord would appreciate it.

Can't hurt a guy for tryin'!

 

[sputnikgirl]

^Nah, you're a good egg.

 

[drdeath67]

^Nah, you're a good egg.

:lovecoupl

 

[dick van cock]

I guess, sputnikgirl likes to spend an afternoon ignoring YMIHERE's posts. :1orglaugh

 

[sputnikgirl]

^Huh? Where? I wasn't aware I was ignoring YMIHERE.

 

[HouseWife]

All of the above!!!!!!!!! Then I'd share you with some friends.