Vlad The Impaler
Power Slave
^truth, but we need to get to the moon again first.
Edit meant for DJ's post. But it could go with Pete's too I guess.
Edit meant for DJ's post. But it could go with Pete's too I guess.
How will the human race end?
- Thread starter DJCowboy
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fuck ya brother!
Our species will become extinct due to a zombie apocalypse
roronoa3000
Banned
The Teaparty seizes power.
GibbsGrad2002
Mr. Nice gallery
Nuclear War
HAHAHA!!! Lurk, I wasn't looking closely enough and I thought you were saying the human race will end by you fucking a retarded chick. :rofl:
...ihh...I'm not...sure how that would, uh...end the world...but...ah.
...ihh...I'm not...sure how that would, uh...end the world...but...ah.
It's complicated, but I'm pretty sure the world would end if I did. I won't explain it here, as it would make the board lag really badly.
And so it begins
*Ahem*
That's just awesome CGI there, kudos to the BBC (I'm assuming it's the BBC due to its airing on UKTV Docs) for that. They're about level with The Asylum in terms of film making quality....
Until the big one came along I actually thought it was real footage
Indeed, prior to the badly photoshopped rock that doesn't move at during it's decent (strangely) appeared, I thought it was a pretty decent effect. But as soon as that turd comes into full view it's just laughable.
The giant turd raining down from the heavens, or...
... ^ that?
I'm actually quite partial to the giant turd idea myself - do not even think about questioning me about the whereabouts of this giant turd or who laid it because you will not get any answers from me. But lets be honest if it were to happen it'll be no less than the human race deserves and it'll symbolise us as a whole perfectly. To go down as we were, if you will? The rancid smell of excrement filling the air for months prior to the actual event, the heat radiating off of it thickening the air so it's almost impossible to breath, being completely unable to hold down any meals and then, once it does hit and the planet goes silent for the first time in about 250,000 years. The slow, relaxing process of suffocation begins, encased in your final resting place; a turd tomb that burns your eyes, seeps into your mouth and nostrils while you struggle to hold on for dear life while you can feel it slipping away as the ever constant flow of shit fills every one your orifices no matter how long you try to fight it. You inhale it into your lungs drowning slowly until your eyes glaze over, you accept your fate and allow the comforting darkness to surround you, take hold of you and drag you down with it.
That's how you should all die!
nuclear war
we will evolve into a new specie
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