How often do you masturbate?
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I normally masturbate at least one time a day, I think half of the time I am not that horny. But when I start I normally get horny quite fast.
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
I'm a paramedic. Shall I masturbate in the ambulance?!
I work at the airport, so when I see a very beautiful flight attendend I go to the toilett and shoot a load.
So you can imagine I blow at least one load a day, but most of the time two or three. More gets me to exausted for work.
My record was on a very horny day 13 loads, that was on a very hot day in spring and the girls showed off in very short skirts.
Wow I was so tired could hardly wait until I got home.
So you can imagine I blow at least one load a day, but most of the time two or three. More gets me to exausted for work.
My record was on a very horny day 13 loads, that was on a very hot day in spring and the girls showed off in very short skirts.
Wow I was so tired could hardly wait until I got home.
Ok, funny topic, but I'll take it seriously.
I'm 22 years old, White, American Male, about 210-215 range, and 6'3" tall. I have to jerk off every morning. I wake up with morning wood so intense it literally is the reason I wake up due to its throbbing. I'm the only college student I know who wakes up early every day and it's strictly due to my hardon. If I don't jerk off a load when I wake up I literally get painful blue balls until I do. Sometimes, it doesn't go soft after that first release so I have to go for a second, but most times I can get it relax after the first. Now that assumes I don't have a girl over to have sex with in the morning and that she isn't sore from the night before or at least still willing to go one round or give me head in the morning.
I typically come back home after classes and almost always jerk off two loads in the afternoon. Unless I've got a lot going on or I get a midafternoon hook-up with someone I'm dating. Then I workout at around 4:00pm for two hours and always, and I mean always after resistance training I get crazy horny for some reason (testosterone, who knows?) I get horny as fuck and have to beat my meat with authority then unless of course I can hook-up with a woman for sex. Even if I can get laid after working out I need her to be able to go three rounds or I still need to jack it at least once. Then I'll be fine until late at night I usually wake-up and find myself hard in need of sex or masterbation.
So, it sounds like a lot, but it's very spread out throughout the day. I'd be more than happy to have my hormones relax and not have to jack off anymore. If I don't though I can't think of anything other than sex and my balls literally ache until I do. What sucks is that most women just physically don't want to go that many times in a day and some women get offended if you jack off, because it's to porn with other women.
I'm 22 years old, White, American Male, about 210-215 range, and 6'3" tall. I have to jerk off every morning. I wake up with morning wood so intense it literally is the reason I wake up due to its throbbing. I'm the only college student I know who wakes up early every day and it's strictly due to my hardon. If I don't jerk off a load when I wake up I literally get painful blue balls until I do. Sometimes, it doesn't go soft after that first release so I have to go for a second, but most times I can get it relax after the first. Now that assumes I don't have a girl over to have sex with in the morning and that she isn't sore from the night before or at least still willing to go one round or give me head in the morning.
I typically come back home after classes and almost always jerk off two loads in the afternoon. Unless I've got a lot going on or I get a midafternoon hook-up with someone I'm dating. Then I workout at around 4:00pm for two hours and always, and I mean always after resistance training I get crazy horny for some reason (testosterone, who knows?) I get horny as fuck and have to beat my meat with authority then unless of course I can hook-up with a woman for sex. Even if I can get laid after working out I need her to be able to go three rounds or I still need to jack it at least once. Then I'll be fine until late at night I usually wake-up and find myself hard in need of sex or masterbation.
So, it sounds like a lot, but it's very spread out throughout the day. I'd be more than happy to have my hormones relax and not have to jack off anymore. If I don't though I can't think of anything other than sex and my balls literally ache until I do. What sucks is that most women just physically don't want to go that many times in a day and some women get offended if you jack off, because it's to porn with other women.
Chica,
Are you done as soon as that happens, or can you still have enjoyable sex, even if you don't cum again? Or are you able to cum multiple times?
Personally, I probably masturbate 8-10 times per week. Obviously it fluctuates for a variety of reasons, but I wouldn't be surprised if 8-10 was my average.
However, I don't do it every day. I do take days off here and there, not intentionally or to abstain or anything, but some days I just don't get around to it or don't feel the need. Which means that at least a couple days per week, I do it twice or even three times. Just depends.
I don't know, maybe I wouldn't take any days off if I didn't drain myself on other days.
However, I don't do it every day. I do take days off here and there, not intentionally or to abstain or anything, but some days I just don't get around to it or don't feel the need. Which means that at least a couple days per week, I do it twice or even three times. Just depends.
I don't know, maybe I wouldn't take any days off if I didn't drain myself on other days.
You know, this is a great question.
Sometimes I do, and it's usually in the morning before work. If I didn't sleep well or have been feeling stressed for some reason, then I may not really want to get off, but deep down I know I'll feel better afterward. It drains me a little, probably because I'm not really geared up for it and it's a little more work, but it doesn't take very long for me to feel refreshed as a result.
Rarely. I admit, that was something I did every once in a while during my late teens and early 20's. Also in High School. Once in the School Library sitting at one of the cubicles, actually. I just couldn't wait to get home.
But as horny as I can be sometimes, I don't screw around with my job (I work in a fairly small office of ~15 people, and there are only 3 guys total). If getting caught and cleaning up weren't such a big deal, I suppose I might have more of a strictly moral dilemma about it as a "mature adult." But as it is, it's just too dangerous, and I just wouldn't consider doing something that reckless.
Reckless for me, that is. No judgments here for others who do. I just don't.
Friskey
In lesbians with Freeones!
All the time. I'll be honest, it's been awhile since I had the pleasure of just having a good jerk all by my lonesome, without having to worry about distractions, or what time a member of my family will come home, or when the girlfriend wants to make me cum (long-distance problems; long story). Most of the time, I just do it out of habit, because it's something to kill time, or just because it's there. And there's more of a risk of "you cum, you get dressed, and you act like nothing's happened". I don't want that while jerking off. I think of it as spending time with myself, getting to know my body more. I can't recall the last time I just locked myself in my room, closed my eyes, and just had a slow burn session. It's been awhile. Hell, I don't remember the last time I just dropped my pants in front of my computer to some porn and went to town. Honestly, I miss both of those things.
And now I just bummed myself out. Guess I'll go jerk off out of habit. Ironic, really.
in the back over the gurney with the corpse
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
So soar from rough sex I need a few days to recover. High school classmate came to see me from out of town, damn her, she should of told me she had a crush on me since back then! :cussing:
