How do you masturbate?

i masturbate with two wooden spoons..... a shovel..... a bag of dirt....
and four or five lawn gnomes....... *is completly kidding*
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
How do you masturbate?

Violently.

When I'm done, my futon looks like a crime scene.
 

Chica

Official Checked Star Member
Now Im interested...

If a girl "massages her clit"....does it make a difference if she uses a toy or her fingers? (I guess only if its vibrating huh?)

oh ya, i vibrator makes a huge difference. i try not to use vibrators all the time because i don't want to get dependant on that intensity. i had a friend who used a vibrator all the time and she got so use to the intensity of the vibration that she had a hard time cumming during regular sex.
 

Spleen

Banned?
I print out a screencap of the Freeones forum, roll it around my dick and tug away.
 
oh ya, i vibrator makes a huge difference. i try not to use vibrators all the time because i don't want to get dependant on that intensity. i had a friend who used a vibrator all the time and she got so use to the intensity of the vibration that she had a hard time cumming during regular sex.

I always wondered if it was possible for girls to get too "addicted" to vibrators! LOL! What you say makes sense, Chica. Do you use the shower head to cum?? Also have you ever used a sybian??
 

Chica

Official Checked Star Member
I always wondered if it was possible for girls to get too "addicted" to vibrators! LOL! What you say makes sense, Chica. Do you use the shower head to cum?? Also have you ever used a sybian??

oh ya, i use the shower massager all the time. my friend told me about it and i went out that day and bought one!

i've never tried a sybian but i've been to parties where they were using them and they offered but i'm a little funny about using someone elses toys like that. i'm kind of a clean freak when it comes to putting things in my pussy.
 

bigbadbrody

Banned
oh ya, i vibrator makes a huge difference. i try not to use vibrators all the time because i don't want to get dependant on that intensity. i had a friend who used a vibrator all the time and she got so use to the intensity of the vibration that she had a hard time cumming during regular sex.

same thing goes for a mans hand
 
I used to insert a glass rod into the urethra and masterbate whilst it was stuck in there, I dont do that now because I got maybe to excited one day and it snapped. Not really snapped more like shattered into about 200 pieces. Lets just say it was painfull but thats not half the story, all i will say is 40 surgeries, amputation, decapitation and plastic diposable bags.

Put that together you have a horror story, my books coming out next year :hatsoff:
 
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