How Do You Hit On Chicks?

[monicasilver]

I was taught in basic training that we should just whip our shit out. You go to the club you whip it out, you go on a date you whip it out, you go to the store YOU WHIP IT OUT.

He could of been speaking metophorically about how you should always show off your confidence and have the balls to do what you say you will do, but you know I never listened.

Best way to hit on a chick is to talk to her. That's how I hit on chicks.

Isn't that a line from Blazing Saddles? "Excuse me while I whip this out."

 

[zell]

I usually hit on girls with my left fist first, if that isn't working I try to load them up with alcohol.....

Even though I don't condone violence against women...
:1orglaugh

 

[John_8581]

Here's two good lines:

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feedbag....

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face....

I usually hit on girls with my left fist first, if that isn't working I try to load them up with alcohol.....

At the club, hang out by the ladies room..... Because eventually they all have to pee!!

If you see a cutie, get to talking to her because we all know that the line to the ladies room is always "around the block" .....

 

[Straight Shooter]

I don't hit on chicks, chicks hit on me. I'm dead serious, I don't want to sound cocky but it's the truth.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

They do say if you can make a girl laugh, you're half way to getting her into bed.

So, how is the action after the laughter dies down ...?

Never had that happen.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Never had that happen.

Not even because it's shaped like a turnip (Stan told me)

 

[Ace Bandage]

Is "with my fists" an inappropriate answer? I thought so, but I'm asking the first base umpire for a ruling.

 

[Deepcover]

I give her "the look".

If you give her the Norman Bates look she'll see you as a creep

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Is "with my fists" an inappropriate answer? I thought so, but I'm asking the first base umpire for a ruling.

Well, of course you would ... well, if it's a Cub's game umpire. I hear for $10 and a shitty 'pie' they'll call your way every time!

 

[UrMaSucksDonkey]

Put on a real cultchie accent....For those of you not in the know thats like a hick....Then say "I've got a big cock!"

 

[RichardNailder]

Reading this - it's no wonder we're all sitting at our computers on a Saturday night wanking to free porn.

 

[Rane1071]

I use humour. ... Alcohol definitely helps. But if all that fails ... I rub myself down with whatevers handy , baby oil, marge, etc and start doing Mister Universe poses. With a few "Bamm, check out those guns", thrown in. .. Either, you end up in jail, beaten to a pulp or your in like Flynt. :clown:

 

[Straight Shooter]

Reading this - it's no wonder we're all sitting at our computers on a Saturday night wanking to free porn.

That's sad. I nailed my gf last night though:nanner:

 

[himperv203]

The trick is to be charming and funny. It also depends on what kind of a girl you are dealing with. Some of them you have to take them out on a dinner first.

 

[Tripod]

I saw this chick a couple of days ago as I walked down a busy street in London she was about 5 ft 3 long dark hair n really pretty, she was very curve n had big natural tits 36 dd, she wasn't wearing a bra n her tits were bouncing all over the place as she walked. Every guy was checking her out n she seem oblivious, as I was walking against her I didn,t know how I Cud follow n chat to her without stalking her. So I let her walk for a good couple of minutes before I turned n walked the same direction after her. I walked for a good 5 mins as fast as I Cud but Cud see no sign of her I kept walking for another 5 before I decided I must have lost her. Eventually I gave up n started back on my original journey. Next thing I knew I saw her come out of a solicitors office so I started after her in Ernest. Eventually I had drew level I had enjoyed the previous minute following her shaply arse. Anyway I thought to myself say something n i did, I asked did she know where jkg solicitors were the very building she had just left so she told me in her beautiful Russian English accent it was just down the road, I can show u if u.want. I said I,d appreciate that. I asked if she worked there she said no she had just started working for another solicitors. N her boss sent her to deliver a message to the head guy there n now she was bring.back the reply. To be continued

 

[brodkill]

i make girls laugh with my awesome sense of humor and then carefully watch there smile and listen to the laugh

if they give me a blank stare i walk away if the smile i try again, if the smile and giggle i go onto the next step, if the smile and laugh hysterically i deem them insane and call the hospital

 

[Tripod]

I asked her she read the note before delivery, she no, I said I wud, she replied really. Go on I said so she opened the letter n read the following, "john your are one lucky fcuker, gave me an instant hard on, wats the bouncing tits about, I love it must make it company policy here, I bet u a grand u won,t fuck her before the day is out like u said. I love the facts she's so hot n dumb too, that's the way I love it, can u make up sum work shit at the weekend away at a hotel n invite me, send her over to me again tomorrow". It was at this stage she started to cry so I gave her a big hug n I said come on we,ll grab a coffee. We sat n have a coffee n I told her sum guys r just prick but u your looks do that to any guy. I asked her name n where she was from , she told me it was Victoria n all about where she was from. I told her I worked in the adult movie business n that she wud make a lot of money of she wanted to be a porn star, she was shocked but asked how much money. I told her if she was interested in doing a screen test sum time to ring me, she said that wud never happen but I said to her keep my number just in case, we finished her coffees n I walked her back to her work place.

 

[Arden Adamz]

My kind of girl...

I love using obviously overt and sometimes funny pick up lines. If the girl has any sense of humor they usually think it's funny and/or cute.

I have exactly picked up on a girl at a gas station (or at least used a pick up line to break the ice with her). I used the corniest of lines.."Can I pump that for you?':1orglaugh That and a confident but rye smile was all it took...she couldn't help but laugh...She declined to let me pump her gas but we did talk, exchanged ph. nos., eventually went out and ended up in sack a few times.

Pick up lines work....on the right girls.

Allot of times I use corny but clever come ons to girls after I've established a relationship with them...it's always welcomed with laughs. For example, if I'm out eating with a chick and she's feeding on something particularly appetizing I'll look her straight in the eyes (totally not looking at her instead of her food) and ask, "Can I have some?" They usually take the look and what I'm asking for what it's worth....and play along... Well it's happened that way before...

The bigger point about come ons and pick up lines isn't so much as what is said but who and how it's said (and perfect timing).

I've been told, "If you can make a woman laugh, you can make a woman do anything." Men with a unique sense of humor-- even corny, off color, or dark-- have total advantage. I don't know if the same works on men, but one of my girls once told a guy he had nice "Dick Bulge"... HAHAA
xoxx
Arden

 

[bofuvum]

YOU DON'T HIT ON CHICKS.

All OCSM's, stop lying to these pud whackers.

If a woman wants to be with you she'll let you know. At that point just make sure you don't say or do anything stupid.

Oh yea and make sure you can pay for food and drinks every once and again. Groom yourself on the regular and quit jacking off to porn ALL DAY EVERYDAY.

 

[Deepcover]

Eye contact definetly helps but I like when the girl makes the first move or if she asks questions like "So do you have a lady friend in your life?" or "You can crash at my place if you want" pretty much says it all about her...but I try not to come across as easy...