How Do You Hit On Chicks?

[TheOrangeCat]

I was taught in basic training that we should just whip our shit out. You go to the club you whip it out, you go on a date you whip it out, you go to the store YOU WHIP IT OUT.

He could of been speaking metophorically about how you should always show off your confidence and have the balls to do what you say you will do, but you know I never listened.

Best way to hit on a chick is to talk to her. That's how I hit on chicks.

And after you are released from jail ......?

 

[PirateKing]

I give her "the look".

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I give her "the look".

I bet you just give her 'the polo mallet' over the back (ha!) of the head

 

[mrtrebus]

This usually works for me. . .:hatsoff:

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Just lie your ass off to impress them and then once you're in be yourself

That too!

This usually works for me. . .:hatsoff:

We aren't looking for advice on how to pick up men here, mrst.

 

[boobmanz]

I use Arnie Schwarzeneggers famous lines: Wanna fuck? Sometimes this works :drool1:

 

[mrtrebus]

We aren't looking for advice on how to pick up men here, mrst.

You don't need any advice about that.
You wrote the book on that subject.
:ban:

 

[bofuvum]

You don't

 

[cindy CD/TV]

I just make direct eye contact and do one of those long, slowly forming smiles and Gauge their reaction. Works on guys, too ... :o:shy:

 

[mrtrebus]

You don't

You are right.
I don't.
If you require any assistance let me know.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

If you require any assistance let me know.

:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

I bet an entire Groat you couldn't pull a rotten tooth from a dead horses head, never mind an actual living woman.

 

[Shifty]

:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

I bet an entire Groat you couldn't pull a rotten tooth from a dead horses head, never mind an actual living woman.

Oh, I dunno OC.

Have you seen trebus in black socks and sandals? :drool2:

 

[Hot Mega]

I talk to my friends, co-stars, fans, and people in line at the gas station about pick-up technique. You could say I'm a little fascinated, but aren't we all? I love hearing what different guys find effective, & what makes girls melt..
Have any of you guys EVER hollered at a girl from your car & gotten laid from it or had a super vulgar pick up line work?
Ladies of FreeOnes, Have you ever gotten wet from a pick up line? What have guys said/done that worked for you? Have u successfully used a pick up line on a guy?

I think pick up lines are usually pretty funny, and making me laugh is almost like foreplay... The line itself isn't what makes me hot, but the balls & timing it requires to use one. Just my take on it!
Arden

My kind of girl...

I love using obviously overt and sometimes funny pick up lines. If the girl has any sense of humor they usually think it's funny and/or cute.

I have exactly picked up on a girl at a gas station (or at least used a pick up line to break the ice with her). I used the corniest of lines.."Can I pump that for you?':1orglaugh That and a confident but rye smile was all it took...she couldn't help but laugh...She declined to let me pump her gas but we did talk, exchanged ph. nos., eventually went out and ended up in sack a few times.

Pick up lines work....on the right girls.

Allot of times I use corny but clever come ons to girls after I've established a relationship with them...it's always welcomed with laughs. For example, if I'm out eating with a chick and she's feeding on something particularly appetizing I'll look her straight in the eyes (totally not looking at her instead of her food) and ask, "Can I have some?" They usually take the look and what I'm asking for what it's worth....and play along... Well it's happened that way before...

The bigger point about come ons and pick up lines isn't so much as what is said but who and how it's said (and perfect timing).

 

[LukeEl]

Um I don't talk to women, actually I just act myself, which is pretty abnormal to begin with. Grin, smile, and batt my eyes, toss a few compliments and jokes out...and then booommm!!! I say hello to the Wintery Freshness of mace.

 

[mrtrebus]

:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

I bet an entire Groat you couldn't pull a rotten tooth from a dead horses head, never mind an actual living woman.

Well you are wrong, the wormdo line NEVER fails. . .:thefinger

 

[coolguyjohn]

This may sound arrogant,but it isn't but...chicks hit on me all the time!

 

[Hot Mega]

This may sound arrogant,but it isn't but...chicks hit on me all the time!

I believe it!

You just left out the part about them screaming and yelling then calling the cops afterwards.:o

 

[mrtrebus]

This may sound arrogant,but it isn't but...chicks hit on me all the time!

Yeah, they hit on you with restraining orders!!!

 

[coolguyjohn]

Just jealous guys!! Ha Ha Ha ha

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Well you are wrong, the wormdo line NEVER fails. . .:thefinger

Classic!

Rimmer .......