How do you guys masturbate?

[DOA82]

So there's a "How many times you masturbate per day" thread, but I wanna know how do you masturbate: without porn, with porn, imitating the actors movements, fast-forwarding or watch the whole thing.

I like to jerk-off to a whole entire clip without fast-forwarding. The problem is most good clips are like 30 minutes long. I imitate the actors movments so lasting that long is almost impossible.

What part in your day will reading this thread provide? Is there anything special you have planned for the stories of "how"?

Do you want some idea on how to make it extra freaky?

Can I tempt you with a ham sandwich, extra mayo? The bread cut so seductively thin you can tease the edges of the loaf with your tongue before inserting your engorged shaft between the layers of peppered ham.

Perhaps a pea sized amount of toothpaste on the palms as you carress your swollen rod? All that minty tingly goodness while you pump! Safe is the knowledge your cock will blow like chernobyl and proud that your shaft will always be plaque free?

Hows that work for you big boy?

 

[Ace Bandage]

Confused again? You have the IQ of trout.

 

[CadillacD]

Brillo Pads and Iodine...trust me, you'll never forget the first time!!!

 

[Prod3]

very well, thanks!

 

[JayJohn85]

Furiously with plenty of nerd rage and also------>

 

[LukeEl]

So there's a "How many times you masturbate per day" thread, but I wanna know how do you masturbate: without porn, with porn, imitating the actors movements, fast-forwarding or watch the whole thing.

I like to jerk-off to a whole entire clip without fast-forwarding. The problem is most good clips are like 30 minutes long. I imitate the actors movments so lasting that long is almost impossible.

Imitating your favorite actors eh? So you jab your penis into thin air and procede to air fuck. Then scream out in you best Nick Manning imitation "Dropping Fucking Loads" to absolutely no one. I want to party with you cowboy :rofl:

 

[PirateKing]

With my feet.