How do you get your gf to give u a bj?

I worked with a girl a few years ago, we'd sort of got close and you could tell we were going to get it on, but we both had partners and it was one of those situations.

For a reason I can't remember I had to pick her up and bring her in to work, I was there at the right time and called the intercom, she let me in.

The door was open and when I walked in she was there in black suspender, stockings, panties and bra. A nice surprise.

No need to talk, we kissed and she unbuttoned my trousers and pulled my cock out. She knelt and sucked me off.

A great blow job, but I wanted to fuck. I pushed her back on the sofa and she actually said 'I'll fuck you another time, but this time I just want to taste your cum'

I didn't argue and after a very pleasurable time I shot my load, she licked me clean, dressed and we went to work.

She said that the idea that other people in the office might smell the cum on her breath turned her on.

I didn't complain.
 
Either you settled for a girl that is not right for you, or you don't have a girl at all?

In either case, the key here is to get hooked up with gal that does not mind giving blowjobs to start with, not try to convince a girl that she should. When you start dating, when you start having sex, eat some pussy...then just put your cock in front of her face....she will know what you want, and you will know if she will. If you tell yourself...its ok, she is really pretty....and really nice, you will always want a blowjob....and not get one.

And while you are at it, tell them you like porn! Maybe not on the 1st date, but at some point, tell her she is so hot, you had to look at some porn and take the edge off. Obviously, you like porn or you wouldn't be on this site. You will be much happier with a girl you don't need to lie to, or hide things from.

So...in conclusion: Tell them early on you want head, and you like porn!

Believe me, there are women that don't mind, and dare I say, enjoy giving head, and the don't mind porn, and may ask to look at it with you!
 

Spleen

Banned?
A mixture of cash and brute force.
 
You sneak up on her when she sleeps, gently open her mouth being careful no to wake her and insert. Your going to have to do all the work but if she isnt going to give you one with her own free will its your duty to force one upon her, remember no deep throating most definitley wake her up so just rub it on her tounge, and watch for any signs of movement!

Any sudden move by her you could fill her mouth with blood or find your cock spat out on the floor and you would be screaming in a pool of blood on the floor whilst your love sleeps the night away, only to wake up to find you dead, naked with no penis in a pool of dried blood. All that will be left of you on her is a tiny bit of dried blood on her teeth and bottom lip.

Oh and if it all works out, please for the love of God! Do not cum in her mouth she will not swallow it she will choke on it and in the morning feeling refreshed and satisfied with you nights work, you will wake up to a dead girlfriend and a lot of explaining to do!!!
 
I eat her out. That always works for me gets her going and always, I mean ALWAYS makes her give great head.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
I just ask....or wait for my birthday. That always works!
 
well you have to masturbate some times before you see her, until nothing gets you an erection.

then when you have some foreplay with her and she gets very horny, show her your inactive member and tell her that you need to relax and do something new to stimulate you. If she doesn't give you head I can almost certainly say you'll never get a bj from her.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
take a shower. thats all i gotta do. its like they go hand in hand. take shower, get head.
 
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