How big is your dick?

[StormRuller]

8 inches!

 

[scooter]

Big enough for wherever Chica wants me to put it...

 

[Ol-Skool-Perv]

Yeah, fuckin great! Not only did I fall below the average when length is considered, I got ripped off in the girth dept as well. Turned me into a "nice guy" no doubt.

 

[acker75]

5" hard

 

[EarvGotti]

About 6". I think thats good enough.

 

[Rick2000]

To this day, I'm still not sure how long my dick is. There are just too many ways to measure.

Let's say I'm fully hard. I'll always measure with a hard ruler on top and my dick bent straight to account for my upward curve. Standing as straight as possible, with no weird pelvic thrusting, and the ruler pressed to the bone, I'm 8" (as near as I can determine). If I press under the pubic bone, I can get it to 8 1/4". Measured sitting down, I also get 8 1/4". For some reason when I measure lying down on my back, I lose A LOT of length. Probably half an inch in comparison to the first method. Maybe more. Again, the angle of the pelvis seems to make a huge difference for me. My fat pad's a little less than half an inch with the first method and varies with the others.

In any case, if anyone asks, I just say I'm 8".

 

[EarvGotti]

Back in the 10th grade some dudes in my class said they were between 7-8 inches. LOL i would never believe that little kids would be packin that much. People need to stop lying and just tell the truth.

 

[mikea3031]

Minus the upward curve my cock has its 10in if you want proof ill send you a picture of me buttnaked in front of a mirror and give you my myspace page so that there is no doubt LOL

 

[jakeballs77]

6 inches but my girlfriend swears it's bigger and I don't like to disagree with her...

 

[ekansenol]

WTF is this with this show-off? I'm 6 inches and it's too long for my gf in certain positions, ie. it hurts her and I have to stop going so deep. Really troublesome.

8, 9 inches? TEN? Man, that'd make sex a very complicated endeavor. Congratulations and... I'm sorry. Really, it's about skillz

BTW, 6 inches is about world average, AFAIK.

 

[Mr.Bungle]

6 inches. Meh, it could be a lot worse.

 

[BlueBalls]

About an inch and a half away from poking you in the eye.



How long would you like my dick to be?

 

[feller469]

Have you ever seen a zebra at the zoo? Women, when seeing it for the first time, don't know whether to be scared or excited.

I mean, mine is big enough to let them know I am there.

 

[titsrock]

I just realized that the title of this thread would've made the title of a pretty interesting BeeGees song...:glugglug:

 

[feller469]

I just realized that the title of this thread would've made the title of a pretty interesting BeeGees song...:glugglug:

SaturGay Night Fever

 

[titsrock]

^
I'm not saying I would necessarily download that song onto my ipod...but it kinda fits the pattern of a BeeGees song...

 

[Adore this Girl]

6 inch i would say

 

[bodie54]

I just realized that the title of this thread would've made the title of a pretty interesting BeeGees song...:glugglug:

:sing: How big is your dick
How big is your dick
I really need to know

'Cause it gets me off to hear men talk
About their cocks
So sound off and turn me on
I'm as gay as Elton John :sing:

 

[shaneJ]

mines 8'' (__)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!D :blowjob:

 

[Sandman31]

5 inches when fully hard i think thats the average of an Asian, which I am