Hot Pants

[lurkingdirk]

Maybe we can smack em' together during the play.

I've always wanted to see my grandfather head butting himself, upside down and deflated. I guess that's the inherent Lynchian paradox within all of us.

Perhaps we can, but I've always wanted to see your grandfather and his evil twin act out hamlet. Maybe we can do that after the first play. Nothing like William Scrotesphere plays to pick up a New Year's Eve party!

Blue, this is perhaps the funniest post ever, by the way.

 

[BlueBalls]

Perhaps we can, but I've always wanted to see your grandfather and his evil twin act out hamlet. Maybe we can do that after the first play. Nothing like William Scrotesphere plays to pick up a New Year's Eve party!

Blue, this is perhaps the funniest post ever, by the way.

That does sound like quite the time. I can see my sack now wobbling away spouting all that Scrotesphere language without a care in the world. Ahh, it fills one with pride. And then the fact that those deep hidden desires mentioned above are finally going to be realised afterwards brings nothing but tears to ones Grandfather sack.

I concur, your post was hilarious!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Ah, Blue. You're a funny fucker. I do believe you coined a new term: Grandfather sack. I challenge you to use it in one thread per day for the next two weeks. This thread is off limits.

Sorry Greg. We've done it again. Back to hot pants, everyone!

I have a few extra pair for anyone looking to have a stellar New Year's eve....

 

[StanScratch]

Yeah, am I missing something also? STDiva is supposed to be ringing in the new year with my balls on his chin. It is part of a silent pantomime we've worked out with Greg and Blue and Stan.

It is inspired by the life of OJ Simpson. The only costuming involved are ****** gloves.

Apparently, STDiva has some sort of real life date or something with a real live girl which will help him ring in the new year. He made a thread about it somewhere. So, it sounds like it will just be the three of us, unless we can get Will to play.

Take heart, there's a pill for this problem I'm sure and most of the time size doesn't really matter......:rofl: sorry, not really....:o

With all the money you spent on therapy you probably could have just had some kind of surgery....like an addadicktome Or try giving Bob a call at Enzyte he seems to have his race car running the right way! Either way it's only a problem for two people.....you and the one your with.

OK sorry, sorry, I'll stop now....You know I'm just playing with you right Stan!?

Right!?





this is itthat I'm playing with, right, Stan?

I've been told that size does not matter, but that is usually followed by uncontrollable giggling, then mutters about "I think I'll just go lesbian"...so I guess you can thank me for that one.
I tried the surgery thing, but again, there was that giggling thing, followed by a series of photographs and mumbles about making a lot of money for some medical journal.
And you are right about it being a problem for two people...myself and my left hand.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Apparently, STDiva has some sort of real life date or something with a real live girl which will help him ring in the new year. He made a thread about it somewhere. So, it sounds like it will just be the three of us, unless we can get Will to play.

We can only hope and pray. Would you ask him on behalf of Blue?

 

[BlueBalls]

Ah, Blue. You're a funny fucker. I do believe you coined a new term: Grandfather sack. I challenge you to use it in one thread per day for the next two weeks. This thread is off limits.

I accept that challenge and I promise to only use it in the most inappropriate thread that day.

Thread: "Iran nukes Israel"

Post: That really is a shame, I guess Iran will soon be wiped off the map and I doubt the surrounding countries including Russia and China are going to like that. So, I guess Nuclear war is on it's way.

I was talking it over with Ol' Grandfather Sack and we think there's nothing else to do but retract and wait for the boot.

 

[lurkingdirk]

:rofl2::rofl2:

I was talking it over with Ol; Grandfather Sack...

I can totally image you having a conversation with your own scrotum. Actually, now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure a conversation with my own nutsack about politics would be more fruitful than posting on the politic threads here....

 

[BlueBalls]

:rofl2::rofl2:

I can totally image you having a conversation with your own scrotum. Actually, now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure a conversation with my own nutsack about politics would be more fruitful than posting on the politic threads here....

Never a truer word spoken (well, there probably has but it's 2am and I can't be bothered to look for it) about balls. You can also add that logic to all the religious threads and - although this shouldn't be the case at all - the scientific threads too.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Never a truer word spoken (well, there probably has but it's 2am and I can't be bothered to look for it) about balls. You can also add that logic to all the religious threads and - although this shouldn't be the case at all - the scientific threads too.

Actually, I've found the scientific conversations held with your satchel to be quite enlightening.

 

[BlueBalls]

Actually, I've found the scientific conversations held with your satchel to be quite enlightening.

Well of course in casual discourse a new sack now and again is invaluable. But that really does depends on the particular sack involved......

 

[lurkingdirk]

Ok, ok. I yield.

You, sir, are the master of carrying on.

:bowdown:

 

[BlueBalls]

Ok, ok. I yield.

You, sir, are the master of carrying on.

:bowdown:

Well played, Sir :hatsoff:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Booooooooo

 

[Asianlov69]

man the 70s made some crazy ****...

 

[hillhopper]

I've been told that size does not matter, but that is usually followed by uncontrollable giggling, then mutters about "I think I'll just go lesbian"...so I guess you can thank me for that one.
I tried the surgery thing, but again, there was that giggling thing, followed by a series of photographs and mumbles about making a lot of money for some medical journal.
And you are right about it being a problem for two people...myself and my left hand.

Thanks for playing along! And no, to answer the unasked question, it was not a pencil/needle dick man who got me to think about playing for the other team. Though when men act like pencil/needle dicks, it makes me glad that I did!

 

[StanScratch]

It's actually kind of fun being on this side, watching your buddies try to play Mr. Stud with a woman he has absolutely no chance with...especially a lesbian. It is during those moments when I kind of sit back for the ride and try not to laugh too much.
More than once, I've had the pleasure to spill the truth when he mumbled after being shot down "I bet she's a lesbian!"

 

[king_jay]

looks comfy

 

[tittenman]

Well I was expecting something else but never mind next time perhaps.