horror movies

[assari]

Re: assari's horror corner

Why not just use this 1000+ post thread instead of making a new one.

That is "What is your favorite horror movie?"-thread.

This is an analytical horror movie-thread.


Who do people want to watch horror-movies?

Answer: It's nice to be afraid of and still be safe.

Is there any intelligant horror movies?

Answer: :dunno:

How to experience the horror for free?

Answer: Go to the library and borrow a horror book.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Re: assari's horror corner

Excellent job, Assari. This thread is like the Piper's ****** Pit Of Horror.

 

[assari]

Re: assari's horror corner

Excellent job, Assari. This thread is like the Piper's ****** Pit Of Horror.

Thank you for backing me up.

That tough guy shoot four people and that is a very tedious act.

Correction: I looked at the scene again and I notice that those who were ****** were ******* so there were no harm.

 

[Anonyne#017]

Re: assari's horror corner

Assari, if you were this little girls, would you be traumatized or able to ***** your nights well?

Here quick translation for people who do not speak this strange language.

Girl: *****, I'm scared. There is a boogie under my bed!
***: Nothing there, go to *****.
Girl: There might be? (repeat couple times.)
*Screaming*
***: Nothing there, just like I told you. Nothing to worry about. Good night...

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Re: assari's horror corner

Thank you for backing me up.

That tough guy shoot four people and that is a very tedious act.

Correction: I looked at the scene again and I notice that those who were ****** were ******* so there were no harm.

Roddy got his Maple Leaf tapped even though he saw Pat coming. Gives a new meaning to Piper's Pit.

 

[MustBeGood]

Re: assari's horror corner

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Re: assari's horror corner

Both Clive Barker. Candyman is great and gets forgotten about. Two good films but avoid the third. I knew a black actor named Tony Todd but not this Tony Todd. He pretty much used to be Charlie Sheen's butler. Smiled like he was, at least.

"There can be only one Tony Todd."

 

[assari]

Re: assari's horror corner

Assari, if you were this little girls, would you be traumatized or able to ***** your nights well?

Yes I would get a trauma and I would not ***** in that room anymore.

Roddy got his Maple Leaf tapped even though he saw Pat coming. Gives a new meaning to Piper's Pit.

That guy is very confused.


Someone had done something to him and now he is suffering from mental health problems?

 

[assari]

Re: assari's horror corner

Does ******** belongs in horror movies?


Answer: I would say no.

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Traditional horror movie

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Insane movie that includes a bit of supernatural elements

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Re: assari's horror corner

Assari's Horror Corner is such a great thread he should open up a store. Be a popular tourist destination as the entire world can rejoice and walk in with their fanny packs and visit the thread even taking a few pictures if granted permission. A store is a business so please don't badger the man for autographs.

 

[assari]

Re: assari's horror corner

Assari's Horror Corner is such a great thread he should open up a store.

A good idea.

Horror movies are clearly undervalued, so all the advertising is welcome.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Re: assari's horror corner

A good idea.

Horror movies are clearly undervalued, so all the advertising is welcome.

I'll open up a window and holler about you. I have a booming voice that can reach a 3 block radius. *****-curdling so the theme is consistent.

Good luck with the construction and don't forget to obtain all the necessary permits. I can recommend a few trades people that are licensed, bonded, and insured. Try not to give your employees health insurance to keep costs down. Just pay the penalty. It's cheaper.

"Hit up Atari... FUCK!... I mean Assari's Horror Corner Or I'll Stuff Your Ass In A Crawlspace!"

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

Has anyone seen "BABADOOK"? And if so, thoughts? Personally, I think it was totally over rated, over hyped.