Hey punks.

[ORLY]

I just now, literally, had sex. She's in the shower cleaning up as I type.
That's all for now, you may continue your pathetic excuses for lives.
Just remember that, as I posted in another thread:

Me> All of you cunts.

Good for you. I just don't quite understand why you had to make a thread about it. Was it your first time?

 

[Petra]

You do realize that plastic dolls CANT shower themselves?

 

[squallumz]

shit, big deal. im on a sex schedule right now.

its not as fun as you think. im sore. im actually sore. done it 13 times in 14 days. ouchies.

 

[Tittyman5000]

Did you do it with your penis?

 

[Tittyman5000]

Did you do it with your penis?

 

[Death-Proof-69]

i have sex a lot myself and it's pretty good sex too so i'm not jealous but congrats anyway vodka

 

[GodsEmbryo]

She's in the shower cleaning up as I type.

I'm actually surprised she didn't run out of the house, screaming and waving her arms...

You tied her up didn't you?

 

[vodkazvictim]

Did you suck her dick?

Did you take more than 5 minutes to think about that one?
Also, go fuck yourself sideways.

Looks like STDiva struck a truth nerve.

Not that bright, are we?

Two things:

1. How does your asshole feel? Aching? I imagine she had to use an extra large strap on, just how you like it right? :tongue:

2. Does she feel that dirty that she had to jump in the shower right after she and her strap on had her way with you? No cuddling or anything like a normal woman likes? :dunno:

You're telling me you don't shower after sex? Are ya gonna tell me you don't shower before sex, do your hair and wear a fragrance she likes as well? I'd pity your woman, if you had one.

I bet her shower takes longer than the time it took you to jack off on her.

I bet you've never had a shower you redneck shitsack.

Congrats. How much did you beg?

No small amount.

and how much did he pay her

I don't pay her, we're married; she simply takes my money the moment I get paid.

Two responses now when I hadn't replied. You're more than slightly pathetic Sam, know that?

You do realize that plastic dolls CANT shower themselves?

You do realise that that pathetic excuse for a joke had already been done, right?

I'm actually surprised she didn't run out of the house, screaming and waving her arms...

You tied her up didn't you?

Not this time.

 

[Red XXX]

Sing along .......

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

That wasn't a denial.

 

[luis1972]

Who cares - you deal with her shit.

Totally agree