Hey ladies...how much would it cost me to do you?

[SabrinaDeep]

Briana Lee[/URL][/B], post: 7085370, member: 586426"]Ok, no lies....it would cost you the following:


$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.01




a minute....

Careful Briana: by experience with trolls, the guy won't last longer than 18 seconds. You Might end up doing it for free...

 

[Briana Lee]

Careful Briana: by experience with trolls, the guy won't last longer than 18 seconds. You might end up doing it for free...

Oh was I supposed to add my call out charge on as well?

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Briana Lee[/URL][/B], post: 7089900, member: 586426"]It's happened before....just ask my ex!

:eek:

hopefully you didn't charge the guy that much for the whole relationship! lol

 

[Petra]

I thought you had to pay for it?

You're thinking about yourself dear.

 

[Thoros]

Maybe if you tried being less of an ass and were more personable and respectful a woman might actually have sex with you for free because they liked you. Maybe. I bet you never thought about that have you?

 

[TomJolly]

Plenty of Porn Star Escorts about mate.... I know a few sites that could help you in the UK if your based in or around?

 

[saschaxx]

...maybe some of them would pay you 5,-- $ if they didn´t have to read questions of you AZZHOLE !:angels:

 

[RichardNailder]

Maybe if you tried being less of an ass and were more personable and respectful a woman might actually have sex with you for free because they liked you. Maybe. I bet you never thought about that have you?

FREE SEX is a MYTH!

 

[PhucaLottaPuss]

Maybe if you tried being less of an ass and were more personable and respectful a woman might actually have sex with you for free because they liked you. Maybe. I bet you never thought about that have you?

Aww, what sweet, heart felt, emotional advice. You're such a sweet sensitive guy. I'm sure you've been walked all over a time or two. I get plenty of free pussy..in the real world it's kinda fun to buy your puss once in a while. Grab your sack and try it once 'sweetie'...You Might like it.

 

[PhucaLottaPuss]

FREE SEX is a MYTH!

98.9% true!

 

[Thoros]

Aww, what sweet, heart felt, emotional advice. You're such a sweet sensitive guy. I'm sure you've been walked all over a time or two. I get plenty of free pussy..in the real world it's kinda fun to buy your puss once in a while. Grab your sack and try it once 'sweetie'...You Might like it.

Ok. First of all sure you do, why else would you be on a porn forum begging some women you've never met to let you pay them for "puss". Secondly its not about being a "sweet sensitive guy" its about being a fucking human being. You should try it sometime, people might not think your such a douche.

 

[PhucaLottaPuss]

Ok. First of all sure you do, why else would you be on a porn forum begging some women you've never met to let you pay them for "puss". Secondly its not about being a "sweet sensitive guy" its about being a fucking human being. You should try it sometime, people might not think your such a douche.

Begging...really?
Yeah, I'm sure I'm the only guy here that may pay a porn star to fuck.
Only sensitive, nutless pussies that need to be held after sex think I'm a douche.

 

[PhucaLottaPuss]

Yeah, what was I thinking!
It is pretty retarded of me to think that a chick that fucks groups of fat, gross, hairy old men on camera in front of a crew of drug addicts and convicts would actually, even for a second consider my offering.
Oh, and I'm sure all those chicks that hog themselves out with huge dildos and broadcast it across the net for a few hundred bucks draw the line in the sand right there...they wouldn't dare stoop so low and fuck some good looking dude in private for a couple of grand....I'm such a dumbass!

Besides I retracted my original post here.

 

[Rey C.]

Only sensitive, nutless pussies that need to be held after sex think I'm a douche.

Uh, I don't know about that. I say we take a vote and see what's what. The measure seems to have broad, bipartisan support.

 

[PhucaLottaPuss]

Uh, I don't know about that. I say we take a vote and see what's what. The measure seems to have broad, bipartisan support.

True...some are just nutless pussies!
You?

 

[Ace Bandage]

Careful Briana: by experience with trolls, the guy won't last longer than 18 seconds. You might end up doing it for free...

I'd give her the best 12 seconds of my life...

 

[Briana Lee]

:eek:

hopefully you didn't charge the guy that much for the whole relationship! lol

Nah.....I gave him a 20% discount after the 3rd time.....

 

[Death-Proof-69]

I'd give her the best 12 seconds of my life...

talk about a selfless act right there...the best 12 seconds you'll ever have and it's all for her, how sweet

Nah.....I gave him a 20% discount after the 3rd time.....

well that's very generous of you Bri :thumbsup:

 

[xfire]

Only sensitive, nutless pussies that need to be held after sex think I'm a douche.

Is that what you told your mom when she wanted to snuggle?

 

[PhucaLottaPuss]

Is that what you told your mom when she wanted to snuggle?

Really hillbilly?
You're gonna start with the "yo momma" jokes? What, are you 13? Only an inbred redneck from Texas would even think down those lines. You really should do yourself a favor and steer clear of me...you're making a total ass of yourself!