As soon as you figure it out, let me know, so I can build one for myself.
first, get these things:
1. a zucchini
2. 3 feet of garden hose
3. a canister of Vaseline
4. a spatula
then, you'll need to follow these instructions:
1. cover the zucchini with vaseline
2. fill the hose with warm water
3. get someone to shove something in your ass for you. It's just easier that way.
1. a zucchini
2. 3 feet of garden hose
3. a canister of Vaseline
4. a spatula
then, you'll need to follow these instructions:
1. cover the zucchini with vaseline
2. fill the hose with warm water
3. get someone to shove something in your ass for you. It's just easier that way.
For 50 dollars I will provide a bottle of *******, baseball bat, and a modified weedwhacker with said baseball bat! You tell me when I turn it on, go watch a TV show, come back in and see how you are doing!
I am available every night except Tuesday through Thursday!
Oh, and anything else is an automatic additional 15 dollars added. Complaining is 10 dollars added.
I am available every night except Tuesday through Thursday!
Oh, and anything else is an automatic additional 15 dollars added. Complaining is 10 dollars added.
Sasha Grey is my own personal anal machine. I did not build her. God did. :bowdown:
Looks like he's back! Good for him, sad for us!
lol @ op
