Hey guys

[bobb1234]

Anyone know how to build an simple own anal machine???

have you an idea?

 

[Spleen]

George Clooney knows: Premium Link Upgrade

 

[BlueBalls]

Just shove a glass jar up your ass.

It's all the rage it would seem.

Oh, and film it! Don't forget to film it and have someone post it on efukt. :yesyes:

 

[bobb1234]

i'm serious...am i the only one who wants this???

 

[Spleen]

A homemade anal fucking machine?


Yes, you are the only one.

 

[bobb1234]

ok^^

 

[Shifty]

Epic thread.

 

[busenbust]

:rofl:

 

[GregCentauro]

Shove a sausage up your bum and let the dogs in. That'll do.

 

[Shifty]

Just shove a glass jar up your ass.

It's all the rage it would seem.

Oh, and film it! Don't forget to film it and have someone post it on efukt. :yesyes:

... and don't worry about back pressure. It's no big deal and will cause you no problems!

 

[Mrs Jolly]

First off you will need to get arse insurance and then a zoning permit to change your the function of your anus from a sewage pipe to a recreation facility. Obviously you will need to be trained in the use of this machine. Make sure that when you advertise to find someone to do the trainig that the advertisment complies with all local mandates on the race,sex and gender neutrality of applicants. If you are buiding it yourself make a thorough check that you are not an ******* ***** and have all the necessary papers. Also make sure you pay yourself minimum wage for any time spent building it.

You will need:

Something shaped like a cock.
Something to muffle the screams.
Something squishy to sit on.
Somebody to buy your old bicycle.
Some widgets.

 

[JacknCoke]

step 1: buy a gerbil

step 2: shove a pipe in your ass

step 3: put the gerbil in the pipe

step 4: proifit

 

[busenbust]

Anyone know how to build an simple own anal machine???

have you an idea?

Intended purpose???:1orglaugh

 

[Roald]

step 1: buy a gerbil

step 2: shove a pipe in your ass

step 3: put the gerbil in the pipe

step 4: proifit

Mr Slave is that you?

 

[Shifty]

I think Bobb wants to build one of Premium Link Upgrade .

 

[ChefChiTown]

Anyone know how to build an simple own anal machine???

have you an idea?

Step 1: Give yourself a thumbs up
Step 2: Set your hand on the couch
Step 3: Sit on it
Step 4: HAHAHAHA, wwwwwhat? Is this fucking serious?

 

[Smallville417]

No idea, but whatever gives you pleasure.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

A homemade anal fucking machine?


Yes, you are the only one.

:thumbsup:

 

[GregCentauro]

:thumbsup:

Best! Post! Ever!

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Go down to your nearest gay bar and ask. I'm sure ChefChiTown would love to help you personally.