HELP please...

[busterflaps]

Tonight i'm going to try anal masturbation for the first time and i'm going to try first off with a small banana and then maybe a slightly bigger cucumber. Can anyone give me any tips to help get me started.

Thanks guys!

 

[rock hard]

I definitely suggest before you try any of that....you first pull your head out of your ass to make room!! :thumbsup:

Oh...and don't forget to try a pineapple!!!

 

[DOA82]

Tonight i'm going to try anal masturbation for the first time and i'm going to try first off with a small banana and then maybe a slightly bigger cucumber. Can anyone give me any tips to help get me started.

Thanks guys!

17 posts in 18 months.

Odds of this being genuine? Slim.

Immature attempt to start some **** cause your bored? More likely.

You bore me.

 

[busterflaps]

I'm genuinely asking for help. I aint lying...

 

[Henrik Larsson]

Try some keys or something. I know it hurts at first but it is better to break yourself in that way. Then nothing else will bother you.

Remember to Lube them up though, you don't want anal ********, That **** is NASTY.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I love this thread.

 

[squallumz]

-_-


come on.

 

[Facetious]

make certain that the banana is good-n-green, otherwise you're just gonna end up with a mucky messy banana split .... that couldn't be very much fun.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

 

[PirateKing]

I'm genuinely asking for help. I aint lying...

Dirk is the man you want to ask. I've seen the man fit a summer squash up his bum like it was a catheter.

I myself never made it past a carrot.

 

[LukeEl]

Who was that banana packing anal masturbator?

 

[Henrik Larsson]

Using a banana is liike using your own ****.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

a wet, knotted tea towel, ripped out at light speed should get you going.
























to hospital

 

[SabrinaDeep]

i'm going to try first off with a small banana

Don't make the mistake to peel the banana before you insert it or it will be a big fail

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Mod call .. can we officially change the OP's screen name to

BANANAMAN​

 

[PirateKing]

Mod call .. can we officially change the OP's screen name to

BANANAMAN​

I think Banana Splitter is more fitting.

 

[tiger1977]

Why are you starting with a small banana??? If you're going to do it, do it right: use the pineapple 1st.

Go BIG or go home.

 

[Connor Macleod]

Tonight i'm going to try anal masturbation for the first time and i'm going to try first off with a small banana and then maybe a slightly bigger cucumber. Can anyone give me any tips to help get me started.

After reading your initial post, my first thought was, I wanna see how Andronicus replies to that.

God help me.

Why are you starting with a small banana??? If you're going to do it, do it right: use the pineapple 1st.

:thumbsup: - Good one!

 

[grower_boy]

He supposedly did it last night...do you think he's in intensive care right now? He hasn't given us any updates.

 

[CSkylar86]

I'm genuinely asking for help. I aint lying...

Why are you starting with a small banana??? If you're going to do it, do it right: use the pineapple 1st.

Go BIG or go home.

:rofl:

He supposedly did it last night...do you think he's in intensive care right now? He hasn't given us any updates.

:dunno:... Who wants to start placing bets on this?!