HELP please...

[Rane1071]

You could try an egg-plant. They've got a cool shape. ... just sayin.

 

[Jon S.]

After reading your initial post, my first thought was, I wanna see how Andronicus replies to that.

God help me.



:thumbsup: - Good one!

You mean he WASN'T the OP?:dunno:

 

[John_8581]

17 posts in 18 months.

Odds of this being genuine? Slim.

Immature attempt to start some **** cause your bored? More likely.

You bore me.

To the OP: Hey just make sure you wear surgical gloves... And if you try fisting you'll be the first one ever to do a "self induced" ... prostate exam!!

Hehe.

:rofl: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl:

 

[Tittyman5000]

Watch The Zohan, then using humus as lube carefully insert middle finger :thefinger

 

[John_8581]

... He goes to the hospital ER -- hey my hand's stuck!! ... Try esplaining that Lucy :rofl2: :rofl2:

 

[Danglyparts]

try some serrano peppers. if too small, then go for a squash :tongue: