Help Me Stop Masterbating

[~~whimsy~~]

For $20 I will castrate you.

 

[Moonchild22]

This is like an alcoholic going to a bar/pub to get help.

 

[DOA82]

sex and love addicts anonymous...SLAA

http://www.slaafws.org/

It's a good program...obviously nothing is bulletproof, if it was I wouldn't be here, but it can help uncover some of the shit that leads many of us to masturbating as a way of self-medicating.

What the fuck is this shit?

2 year old thread bumped for this by a member who will never post a second time?

 

[Member442]

What the fuck is this shit?

2 year old thread bumped for this by a member who will never post a second time?

It will be okay. Just remember to breath and think of naked chicks dancing/playing just for you and you'll forget this quickly.

I couldn't help. My goal is to make sure men don't stop masturbating.

 

[DJCowboy]

What the fuck is this shit?

2 year old thread bumped for this by a member who will never post a second time?

I kinda wish instead of bumping this thread, he would have just created a new one. Definitely would have been entertaining

 

[bendover]

You say that you are masturbating about once a day. As long as you are not doing it in public or breaking any kind of laws in the process, why does it really matter. It's a natural function that in the absence of a real sex partner can be your only release.

Your daily activity may actually be relaxing you and allowing you to focus on other things. I really would't worry about it unless it is causing you problems in other areas of your life, but it doesn't sound like it.

 

[bendover]

Wow. I was on page one and didn't notice it was a two year old post that got bumped. It does kinda make you wonder whether he stopped maturbating or what.

 

[Shifty]

Edit - never mind.

dzasta93 - while it's true that it's the thought that counts, you've been defeated by time.

 

[BlueBalls]

I hope the OP's dead.

 

[imsohorny]

Maybe this will help?
http://tubgirl.ca/tubgirl.jpg
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

 

[BlueBalls]

Huh, I just noticed she's wearing compression socks. Awww .... it must be an old dear who's having circulatory problems.

But you know, getting into positions like that really aren't going to help.

 

[Straight Shooter]

Masturbation is a sin. You will got to Hell if you don't stop.

 

[CadillacD]

Been there...jerking off is not the thing that is the problem. The problem is that you don't have anything to distract you from jerking off. It becomes a "must do" when you get up, or when you get home, or before you go to bed. It becomes something you schedule into your daily life. And anything you are tied to eventually becomes unwanted. You have two choices here, either embrace it and make it work (be careful it doesn't take priority over important shit, like work.) 2nd option, find something else to occupy your mind that doesn't take place at home by yourself. If you are at home you will eventually end up staring at porn...why...because it's fucking great that's why! Unless you are prepared to embarrass yourself (i.e. Tiger Woods type rehab) this is all I know to do. Good luck!

 

[imsohorny]

In all seriousness what I do is say "I'm not gonna masturbate from Sunday until next Saturday" and then I jack off on the day before Sunday (Saturday) as much as I can and then on Sunday I don't masturbate for the whole week until the Saturday.

The reward? A huge load, for either your girlfriends pleasure, or yours. (if you like the taste).

 

[CadillacD]

The reward? A huge load, for either your girlfriends pleasure, or yours. (if you like the taste).[/QUOTE]

Gggggrrrroooosssss! :throwup:

 

[Sufiztic]

LoL, I just got a kick out of this thread! Masturbation is good for ya, even the Docs recommend it! Your Sac only has so much room for Sperm ya know! For every heart beat, you produce a million sperm, so yall keep wanking before your sac turns Blue!