Have you ever.............

Ummmmm, given that I'm not into dudes, never have been, and never had sex with any dude.....that is a big NO on that one!




Ever stolen a newspaper from a paper machine?
 
Can't say as I have....never been much of a coffee drinker...and I'm caffeine free since the heart ******.



Ever picked your nose "in secret," only to be caught in the act?
 
i'm not much of a nose picker hider...i just get it done when necessary but since i don't hide it i'm sure i've been observed

thrown circular saw blades like you were the predator


p.s. i was high and someone almost died i would not advise this
 
chocolate covered ants and grasshoppers and fried meal worms...and a few various ones when i used to ride my bike to work, sometimes those bastards fly right down your throat

woken up outside when you shouldn't have
 
I've had alligator before....not very impressed actually (and it's kind of expensive for what you get)....so, like I said...meh. Frog legs too....meh.



Ever eaten water on cereal instead of milk?
 
No, BUT....I damn near did one time this summer & it took me hours to get back to normal...guess I "probably" should have gone to the hospital (it wasn't a pleasant experience)!


Ever lied to the police?
 
nope.

....wanted to throw your router out the window -- as it constantly played up /.
 
i always want to break **** when it fails to operate properly...i twisted my ps2 controller in half for it the other day

wished you were rich enough to have lost touch with reality
 
No.


Ever bungee jumped?
 
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