Have you ever.............

yes both my ********* pissed on me just after they were born. Why they didn't put a diaper on them before they handed them to me I will never know.


been on a ride that spins for more that 30 mins at a time and get off walking ***** but never *****.
 
No I can't say that I have


they have rides that go that long? i've never ***** on any ride i've been on but i've never been on one that long

...used a neti pot

They aren't normally. The guy running the ride just let us keep going as no one was in line to go one it. I managed not to **** but he did have to help me off the ride and to a set when we finally did get off. I think he planned it that way.



gotten lost on purpose.
 
yes...the most memorable time was when i was going to a job interview for a job i didn't really want

...snapped the lead in a pencil and had it fly right into your eye
 
nope

wondered why when u go for a ****, the **** keeps on coming, and then the dribbles keep on coming and as u put your penis back in, u have to **** immediately again :mad:
 
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