indeed...athletes, ceos, cfos, pmcs, etc, etc, etc
...wondered why a little bit of **** always dribbles out after you put you gear away
...wondered why a little bit of **** always dribbles out after you put you gear away
Have you ever.............
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nope, i tend more the other way on the butt cleaning
...opened a door and hit yourself in the head
...opened a door and hit yourself in the head
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
YES! Damnit.
Ever walked through a door/ up some stairs and hit your head on a bit of too-low cieling?
Ever walked through a door/ up some stairs and hit your head on a bit of too-low cieling?
indeed...damn short people designed ****
...drank a bunch of water and heard it sloshing around in your belly
...drank a bunch of water and heard it sloshing around in your belly
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Yep.
Jizzed on a gals face and felt guilty?
Jizzed on a gals face and felt guilty?
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Oh yeah.
Jizzed on a gals face and not felt guilty.
Jizzed on a gals face and not felt guilty.
indeed...it's good times
...wondered why coffee pee smells so much like coffee and if we must not process it thoroughly since it comes through fast
...wondered why coffee pee smells so much like coffee and if we must not process it thoroughly since it comes through fast
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Yep.
Sincerely desired the death of another human being? Prayed for it even?
Sincerely desired the death of another human being? Prayed for it even?
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
No. I was always given guidance by my cell leader. And usually an RPG7 too - a fearsome weapon.
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
No.
To appease Alisa I will now post several have you ever Q's:
Shot somebody in the face?
Attempted to take a shot on someone just to find your weapon had jammed?
Wondered why weapons never jam in computer games? (With the exception of perfect dark, where the enemies weapons would occasionally jam)
Picked your nose and flicked it?
Sincerely desired to rule the world and believed that the world would be a better place for it?
Consumed an ******* substance recreationally.
Bit into a sandwhich just to find you're biting into a whole bunch of hair?
And finally:
"Have you ever had a dream Neo, that you were so sure was real?"
To appease Alisa I will now post several have you ever Q's:
Shot somebody in the face?
Attempted to take a shot on someone just to find your weapon had jammed?
Wondered why weapons never jam in computer games? (With the exception of perfect dark, where the enemies weapons would occasionally jam)
Picked your nose and flicked it?
Sincerely desired to rule the world and believed that the world would be a better place for it?
Consumed an ******* substance recreationally.
Bit into a sandwhich just to find you're biting into a whole bunch of hair?
And finally:
"Have you ever had a dream Neo, that you were so sure was real?"
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
No.
Have you ever been so ill that you woke up, immediately threw up and then instantly fell ****** in the puddle.
The next day you cleaned your face, but didn't realise it was crusted around your ear and walked around town with a ***** encrusted ear? I have.
Have you ever been so ill that you woke up, immediately threw up and then instantly fell ****** in the puddle.
The next day you cleaned your face, but didn't realise it was crusted around your ear and walked around town with a ***** encrusted ear? I have.
nope...****** eh? hopefully your crazy ass'll be back 
...made a lady **** during a bj
...made a lady **** during a bj
