Have you ever.............

yes, at a Target

...ever followed a hot chick into the underwear section of a store to see what she buys?
 
nooooooo!

.....worn underwear with holes in them?
 
no

......worn a pair of lucky drawers on a date and fucked?
 
no

......picked a wedgie in front of someone you were dating/fucking?
 
Yes

......had your underwear ripped from a wedgie?
 
no

.....had your asshole licked?
 
negative

....farted during sex?
 
don't think so

...made yourself something to eat that sounded really good, fucked it up somehow (i dropped it), made it again and somehow known it just wasn't as good
 
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