Have you ever.............

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
yes, at a Target

...ever followed a hot chick into the underwear section of a store to see what she buys?
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
nooooooo!

.....worn underwear with holes in them?
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
no

......worn a pair of lucky drawers on a date and fucked?
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
no

......picked a wedgie in front of someone you were dating/fucking?
 

alexpnz

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Yes

......had your underwear ripped from a wedgie?
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
no

.....had your asshole licked?
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
negative

....farted during sex?
 
don't think so

...made yourself something to eat that sounded really good, fucked it up somehow (i dropped it), made it again and somehow known it just wasn't as good
 
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