Have you ever.............

Yes

Farted into a cup or container and closed the lid?
 
nope, i could see that going horribly wrong if caught.

Ever had a girlfriend/friend who would have sex with you anytime you wanted but though "Nah i don't fancy it"
 
Yes, but only for simple ******* crimes so I was never taken to the station, just given a fine (breaking a door while *****).

... ever gotten home with a girl with great tits, only to find her bra was stuffed?
 
Yes.

... ever driven past the same parking lot because you couldnøt figure out what parking lot to park in?
 
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