Have you ever.............

Nope.

Ever had a couple of hours at a BBQ or whatever and you spent the whole time staring at someone's cleavage/big boobs (without getting caught)
 
definitely not.

...ever been thrown naked out of a locker room? (if you are asking, once happened to me)
 
I have, had to borrow neighbours long ladders to get into bathroom.

Have you ever had a sexual dream about a friends mother (i have about 2 of my friends mothers and me in a 3some a long time ago now)
 
Nope

Ever though of something but then forgot it when it was useful, remembered it again when you didn't need it and then forgot it again when you had a use for it.
 
I take it a sea flea is some kind of boat/ water vehicle? if so then NO.

Ever had a girlfriend, boyfriend, wife even husband who didn't mind you watching Porn/Adult videos and or liked it too. For any OCSM it could be they didn't mind you staring in Porn/Adult videos.
 
I have 1 dog and a cat (used to be 2 cats) so yes i blamed quite a few on them.

Ever bought a 12month subscription to a porn site that you ended up no liking or it was just rubbish in the first place?
 
No.

... ever stolen your way into a porn site and - when you were locked out later - missed it so much you bought a subscription?
 
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