Have you ever.............

[tanktopsrule]

Nope

Ever really wanted the hot mom or sister of a friend to want you to fuck them.

 

[johnjjjohn]

if you mean that i whished that the sister of a mate of myself wanted to fuck me?
yeah most certatly the sis of my best friennd is one crazy bitch



.....mastrubated at school/work etc

 

[mullet]

Yes.

... been caught masturbating at school/work?

 

[johnjjjohn]

yes and ..even if nobdy would belive me it was a female comrad
but unlike in porn she didnt stripped down naked and fucked me the versy instant but alaarmed me at my boss


had a "planned one night stand" meaning you came into a club saw her/him and thought..i want to fuck her and later that night you did

 

[Horny Devil]

No

...wondered if the question you're about to ask has been posted in this thread already?

 

[tanktopsrule]

yes as always.

Have you ever saw a random girl with f**king great cleavage and squeezed her tits.

 

[mullet]

yes, my GF has a great cleavage and I squeezed her tits many times - but not before we got together...

... ever taken a girls underwear as a souvenir after having sex?

 

[johnjjjohn]

no and when you didnt do it before yoiu were together she isnt random or?


have you ever tried to masurbate witgh your hands in cast
(i have both arms broken..i can tell you its difficult)

 

[tanktopsrule]

I have and it is very difficult indeed.

Have you ever sex like in porn films i.e. with pizza delivery man/girl.....that kinda thing?

 

[johnjjjohn]

not realy
i was in berlin for buisness and met this awesome hot girl who was the secretary of the firm i had to deal with
it wasnt like porn that she grapped my dick and fucked me the very instant but she gave me her number and we had sex that evening

have you ever fucked a girl just to keep her silent

 

[Audrey]

lol. nope
ever fuck while your high!??

 

[spudrey]

nope.
Have you ever jerked off to Marge Simpson.

 

[Audrey]

lol, nope
ever jerk off to Megan Fox?

 

[Horny Devil]

Well yeah...who hasn't? LOL

been to Opening Day of baseball season?

 

[tanktopsrule]

Nope

Ever masturbated and came to a fantasy about a neigbour, friends mom....etc

 

[johnjjjohn]

yes when i was younger we had two pretty hot leaser living in the etage above mine


cheat on your patner (old one or actual)

 

[weinermobile]

no

killed a bug that landed on your body, leaving bug guts on you...

 

[mullet]

yes.

... been stinged by an insect on an intimate body part?

 

[boatmonkey69]

found a tick on my balls when I was 7

Had sex in a Mc donalds bathroom?

 

[johnjjjohn]

nah to much fear of std

...had sex at your friends house