Have you ever.............

[NymphoPornLover]

I do sometimes suffer from insomnia & put it on to make myself drift off it's a great way to get a lovely night sleep

Had a one night stand whilst on holiday with a foreign woman?

 

[doghair]

i have had one night stands, but not while I am on holiday with a foreign woman. When I go on holiday with a woman I usually devote my time to just her.

Taken a drug that will grow hair, like rogaine?

 

[NymphoPornLover]

No

Jacked off over a scat porno?

 

[titsrock]

Nope. Not likely I ever will either.

...ever farted by accident in church or the library?

 

[BlueBalls]

Everywhere concevably innapropriate to fart, I've farted



......farted whilst you've been getting a blowjob?

 

[friendsofmine]

lol yes.....


ever stuck you dick in a vacuum?

 

[friendsofmine]

woops

 

[titsrock]

lol yes.....
ever stuck you dick in a vacuum?

Nope. I like to vacuum. It's relaxing for me. Sex doesn't come into my mind when I vacuum.

...ever cum in an empty beer bottle?

 

[NymphoPornLover]

No beer bottles are not very attractive & i don't get turned on by any kind of bottle, beer or otherwise LOL

Seen a girls asshole in real life?

 

[TunnelOfLove]

Yes.


...finger fucked girls asshole?

 

[friendsofmine]

yes


tongue fucked a girls asshole

 

[NymphoPornLover]

No, it has to be with a sexy woman if it happens, i don't wana lick some old fat tarts ass lol

Been so scared you shit yourself?

 

[thatzeppellin]

No, ever fart on a pillow than hit someone with it?

 

[assholebythedoor]

no, ate a new kind of food?

 

[NymphoPornLover]

yeah had chinese once & nearly threw up cuz it tasted like cats piss.

Been kicked in the balls?

 

[BlueBalls]

Yes.



.......had a glass bottle smashed over your head?

 

[samwise34]

yes, er does a vase count? long story, angry female, well deserved

...ever shaved a girl's pussy?

 

[NymphoPornLover]

Yes, my ex gf, she had only a hollywood so there was not much to shave lol

Been bummed in the woods by bigfoot?

 

[stampede2873]

Yes, my ex gf, she had only a hollywood so there was not much to shave lol

Been bummed in the woods by bigfoot?

No, but I got mooned by a fat hunter!



Have you ever purposely stuck you finger in an electrical socket?

 

[NymphoPornLover]

Not on purpose but i have been electrocuted by a plug socket before lol

had someone walk in on you whilst you were having a shit?