Have you ever.............

Yes, dumbass old lady hit my car


Eaten a booger?
 
Um. No. I've eaten regular oysters, not bad...

...taken a huge dump at a girlfriend's place and been embarrassed by the powerful stench?
 
No.

Cum in your underwear and had to sit with it (without changing) long enough for it to dry?
 
No.


Ever been to a Deep Purple or Rainbow(Dio era) concert?
 
Nope


Have you ever been to a strip bar?
 
almost not all the way.



Have you ever seen a chicken cross the road?
 
No one has dared it.


Ever beaten someone up?
 
nope


Have you ever skip a rock across the water?
 
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