Have you ever.............

[JJzangel]

yes...starbucks




gone mudding?

 

[Fresno]

no

... been in a bar brawl?

 

[titsrock]

No, but seen a couple.

....farted in public and felt the snickers and frowns from people nearby?

 

[jibbijib]

Yes, and I laughed.


... seen a goose kissing a moose, down by the bay?

 

[slowhand]

Nope


Have you ever been to the Kentucky Derby?

 

[StormRuller]

no!

... seen a tiger?

 

[LordVader66]

Yes in the zoo

......been shark fishing?

 

[PrimeGuy]

No.

Had a pet?

 

[BlueBalls]

Yes.



.....masturbated in public.

 

[StormRuller]

no... only hidden!!

... been on TV??

 

[PrimeGuy]

I hope not!

Driven a Ferrari?

 

[R6Raven]

No, but ive beaten one with my bike


met a celebrity

 

[hotslutsrgood]

i have met derek jeter before



masturbated so hard your hand hurt?

 

[StormRuller]

yeah... sometimes!!!

... broke something and hidden it so nobody would find out???

 

[BlueBalls]

Yes.


......walked out of the cinema in the middle of a movie.

 

[L3ggy]

Yes, to take a piss.


Have you seen Iron Man yet?

 

[StormRuller]

no... only when it comes out on DVDRip!

... stole something??

 

[Fresno]

Yes

...been kicked out of a movie theater?

 

[PrimeGuy]

No

Masturbated to a non-porn movie?

 

[Fresno]

NO, I never Masturbated to a regular movie.

...Been hit by a car?