Have you ever.............

A few times.

Have you ever cheated on your tax's?
 
Nope.

Ever watched a movie and forgot the whole experience within 5 minutes?
 
Once or twice lol.



Have you ever pat your tummy while rubbing your head?
 
No.

Have you ever mixed ******* with Freeones?
 
Yep.

Have you ever watched re-runs of Midsomer *******?
 
No, I don't know what that is. :dunno:

Have you ever eaten more than 2 grilled cheese sandwiches in one sitting?
 
Nope (don't like cheese)

Have you ever watched a druged-out freak stare into the flames of a burning wheelie bin?
 
Yeah, I joined FreeOnes, :eek:

Have you ever sneezed or coughed and popped a ***** vessel in one of your eyes?
 
Never been in America, land of the fat.


Have you ever been to a Queen consert?
 
yes and they even saw me sitting on my couch. I do it when they come wanting to sale me windows.




have you ever did the regift thing at christmas?
 
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