Have you ever.............

[McNab]

Yep.

Have you ever visited a conspiracy web-site?

 

[dick van cock]

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Yes!



Have you ever donated *****?

 

[D-rock]

No, at least not my own.

Have you ever pulled out a long object that got stabbed into your body?

 

[Imhotep]

yes. damn splinter


have you ever fucked your self in the ass?

 

[LordVader66]

Can't say that I have


Have you ever been caught masturbating?

 

[slowhand]

Yes.


Have you ever ring someones door bell and run off?

 

[McNab]

Yep.

Have you ever alphabetically sorted your porn collection?

 

[Bonezstorm]

Yeah, when I was a ***** :nanner:

fucked a prostitute?

 

[dick van cock]

Yep...

... nicked something from a store and got caught?

 

[L3ggy]

Nicked something but didn't get caught, 'cause i've got the iq of a golfball..according to my ******, he got the iq of a seagull.



Have you ever wanted to shred the guitar solo in Bark At The Moon?

 

[dick van cock]

I reckon I'm too ignorant... No!

... auditioned for TV or a movie?

 

[slowhand]

Nope.


Have you ever fell down a Hill side?

 

[McNab]

Yep.

Have you ever bought an action figure and demanded it be left in the original packaging for future worth?

 

[D-rock]

No

Have you ever made yourself ***** by picking your nose?

 

[L3ggy]

Yes....*looks down in shame*



Have you ever been to a Zep consert?

 

[McNab]

Sadly no.

Have you ever seen a chick ****** out in the street and seriously thought of having your way with her before she wakes up?

 

[member006]

I can totally honestly answer HELL NO!

Have you ever wanted to just run out of your house naked?

 

[slowhand]

Yes sometime just to see what people would do.


Have you ever cooked a whole christmas dinner by your self?

 

[Bonezstorm]

Never ever!

****** an ****** accidentally?

 

[slowhand]

Nope


Have you ever left your christmas tree up way after Christmas.