Have you ever.............

[D-rock]

A little

Have you ever had your shoe come untied and accidentally kicked it off at somebody while you were running?

 

[L3ggy]

No.

Have you ever traveled to the true paradise?

 

[ChefChiTown]

Yeah, I've had vaginal sex a few times.

Have you ever hated something you were watching on TV, but chose to continue watching it anyway?

 

[senob44]

Most definitely, especially if I didn't have the remote within reach.

Have you ever had someone mad at you and you had no clue what it was about?

 

[slowhand]

nope.



Have you ever step in a mud puddle?

 

[senob44]

Yes, but not on purpose.

Have you ever seen a dead body up close? (Not counting funerals)

 

[ChefChiTown]

Yeah, I saw a body right after a guy jumped off a bridge and ****** himself. Ewwwwwww.

Have you ever woken up with ***** on your pillow, only to find that you're not ********?

 

[D-rock]

No

Have you ever woken up with unexplained scratches on you body?

 

[Becks...poamr]

Yep. Bruises, too.

Have you ever told a boss to fuck him/herself...to his/her face?

 

[L3ggy]

Never had a boss, so no.



Have you ever wanted to travel to Jamaica, paradise on earth?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Nope, never.


Have you ever been to the South Pole?

 

[McNab]

No.

Have you ever bought a Leonard Cohen CD?

 

[L3ggy]

Never heard of it.



Have you ever heard Smoke Twp Joints by the ska band Sublime.

 

[McNab]

Nope.

Have you ever bought a Steven Seagal DVD?

 

[flim_flam]

Absolutely not... and I never will buy a Steven Segal DVD. (I have heard "Smoke Two Joints", though, and know the words to it).

Have you ever jacked off in the bathroom at work?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

:rofl: no

Have you ever smoked more than 1 ciggie at once?

 

[L3ggy]

Never smoked anything in my life.


Have you ever swimmed in the bearing sea?

 

[D-rock]

No

Have you ever jumped into a body of water when the temperature outside was below freezing?

 

[drdeath67]

Nope! BRRRRRRRRR!

Have you ever opened a Christmas gift then re-wrapped it when no one was looking?

 

[D-rock]

No, but I have pressed down on the wrapping paper so hard that I could read what was underneath it once.

Have you ever put a box inside a box inside a box with the present in it just to trick somebody into thinking they were getting something they weren’t?